Aston Villa (R) v Southampton - Pre Match Thread

[DaveD]

For the third week running I will be watching Saracens in the pub and following the game on the match thread. Still means I'm putting more effort in than our two captains.

[supertom]

There's a selection of players who should get nowhere near the team now. Guzan, Richards, Lescott, Richardson (no problem with his attitude but his legs have gone and he's out of contract soon. Pointless playing him), Bacuna and Gabby (who I can't see appearing again this season).
Guzan is done with. Lescott and Richards have poor attitudes. Bacuna? I typed his name in a text the other day and my auto-correct changed it to Vagina. That pretty much sums him up for me. And he's got a fuck poor attitude to boot.

I'd probably consider dropping Gana out of the plans too after his agent's shite.. He's going to jump ship. Veretout has kept quiet but he'll be gone too. Maybe give him a run though.

I want to see more from Grealish, Adama, Green, Lyden and a few more from the U21's in the last few games. Rushian, Abdo? A few more.

[Mossie Hennebry]

There's a selection of players who should get nowhere near the team now. Guzan, Richards, Lescott, Richardson (no problem with his attitude but his legs have gone and he's out of contract soon. Pointless playing him), Bacuna and Gabby (who I can't see appearing again this season).
Guzan is done with. Lescott and Richards have poor attitudes. Bacuna? I typed his name in a text the other day and my auto-correct changed it to Vagina. That pretty much sums him up for me. And he's got a fuck poor attitude to boot.

I'd probably consider dropping Gana out of the plans too after his agent's shite.. He's going to jump ship. Veretout has kept quiet but he'll be gone too. Maybe give him a run though.

I want to see more from Grealish, Adama, Green, Lyden and a few more from the U21's in the last few games. Rushian, Abdo? A few more.

Fuck knows what Management will do though? I expect to hear the usual bleating re: professionals before seeing the same shower of shite run out onto the field.

I fucking hate every one of them, the ******.

[damon loves JT]

They have broken me as well as I'd rather spend an afternoon scraping woodchip wallpaper off my dining room ceiling than use my season ticket.

Would you like a hand

[DaveD]

They have broken me as well as I'd rather spend an afternoon scraping woodchip wallpaper off my dining room ceiling than use my season ticket.

Season tickets aren't really the tool for that kind of job - try your Villa credit card.

[AV82EC]

They have broken me as well as I'd rather spend an afternoon scraping woodchip wallpaper off my dining room ceiling than use my season ticket.

Would you like a hand

If you could handle the rarefied atmosphere here in Altrincham be my guest.

[damon loves JT]

They have broken me as well as I'd rather spend an afternoon scraping woodchip wallpaper off my dining room ceiling than use my season ticket.

Would you like a hand

If you could handle the rarefied atmosphere here in Altrincham be my guest.

Alty are at home to Welling on Saturday.

[edgysatsuma89]

I feel sorry for any child being taken to watch us. I'm going to get on the blower to the Social and have someone on every turnstile.

Can you imagine the language if we fielded the team below:

                              Guzan

Hutton          Richards       Lescott     Cissokho

                           Westwood

                   Bacuna            Richardson

Sinclair                 Agbonlahor                N'Zogbia

If that is the team tom I may actually turn up. I've got a mahoosive heap of bile to get rid of.

[CT Villan]

Another loss and if we're not careful we'll get dragged into the relegation battle...oh.

[pooligan]

I can't recall beating Saints at Villa Park to often when we've had a decent team ,so no way will we get anything this weekend with Eric's claret and blue army . 0-2 to the Saints

[Ron Manager]

Well I wasn't thinking of going but now I know there is a proper H&V on sale you try and stop me!

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Dismal with outbursts of shite and scattered patheticness.
Outlook: bleak.

Michael Fish
News at Ten.

[Richard E]

I can't recall beating Saints at Villa Park to often when we've had a decent team ,so no way will we get anything this weekend with Eric's claret and blue army . 0-2 to the Saints

The second one will be a Matt Le Tissier screamer from about 40 yards out.

[ajmant]

For this I'd like us to take the protests one step further and we walk in on 74, and walk out with seven minutes to go. Much much better idea.

[JD]

I've actually agreed to go shopping with the missus on Saturday. They have definitely broken me.

Olaf, you really have been broken. I would rather stick needles in my b*"*ocks then go shopping with my missus. Then again the needles sound better than watching Villa as well.