Bernstein and King Resign from the Board

[Billy Walker]

Surely if it was something serious (as opposed to a gratuitous drugs/sex/booze expose) the story would be given to the Times.

Nobody buys the sun to read about accounting irregularities.

Yep, it must be some kind of "scandal".  If it was takeover related it wouldn't be front page news, I reckon.

[kippaxvilla2]

The Chinese stock market opens at 11 our time just sayin'

[aj2k77]

My guess the news at 11pm will be that the Chinese Government have bought us out as a feeder club for China.. 

Chinese Government have bought Gabby Agbonlahor and will use him to feed China.

[aev]

Seriously, I think we are going to be underwhelmed by the news at 11pm and that will,suit me fine. I can't take much more.

Me too, hope you are right...he's done his job and got everyone talking about it..Westwood blamed for JFK killing...actually scrub that, he'd miss..

He'd point out the shooter though.

[Chico Hamilton III]

It's a stag do story

[Dave P]

The Chinese stock market opens at 11 our time just sayin'

Just checking my calculator to see what 2 + 2 equals.

[Des Little]

Has to be an exposé...players and drugs knowing that rag. Or Gabby's so fat he's got huge knockers. only in your soaraway sensational Sun

[David_Nab]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7085727/Gabby-Agbonlahor-pictured-on-laughing-gas-and-drinking-in-London-hotel-on-night-Aston-Villa-were-relegated.html

[ez]

Ticket prices?

[Stu]

I'm scared.

This is the most exciting Villa have been for ages, try and enjoy it.

[aj2k77]

The word used to describe our reactions was 'exasperated'. What would exasperate you about Villa right now?

General Krulak announced as new CEO.

[sickbeggar]

Its gotta be really really bad news. Doug's buying the club back. We're going into voluntary bankruptcy. Erm.....

[Dave P]

What's Carson Yeung doing these days?

[themossman]

Dunno... is a 'players on the piss' story big enough for the news pages, unless they went to dwarf tossing type extremes?

[PeterWithe]

My guess the news at 11pm will be that the Chinese Government have bought us out as a feeder club for China.. 

This is Villa, it's more likely to be North Korea.

After Lerner, I'd be prepared to live with an ISIS/IRA/Nazi Party consortium, fronted by Ian Huntley.

I'd be prepared to give them a season and see next summer.