If we must die

[mr underhill]

lighten up Alf, it's just poetry.

[mr underhill]

Oh, and like the man said, a poem is just a naked person.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Is this the Radio 4 thread?

[Percy McCarthy]

I seriously think that some posters on here know very little about punctuation other than what they read in The Sun.

[brian green]

Shouldn't that be "...that which they read in The Sun"?

[brian green]

There was a young man named titimus
Whose posts on here annoyed most of us.
As was his want
His emotions and font
Were used as an internet arquebus.

[mr underhill]

deep.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

There was a young man named titimus
Whose posts on here annoyed most of us.
As was his want
His emotions and font
Were used as an internet arquebus.

Boom!

[Malandro]

There was a young man named titimus
Whose posts on here annoyed most of us.
As was his want
His emotions and font
Were used as an internet arquebus.

Top marks Brian

[The Laughing Policeman]

There was a young man named titimus
Whose posts on here annoyed most of us.
As was his want
His emotions and font
Were used as an internet arquebus.

Good shot Brian.

[Dave]

THANK YOU ~~ CSP

But as you will see, your contribution is wasted on here.

Just banter and crudities will be your response.

But I appreciate it. Thank You.

I seriously think that the MAJORITY of our posters know very little about football.
Other than what they read in The Sun.

It's just 'Oh Cr@p we're bottom --Lerner Out'

We don't have Noblesse oblige as Lerner has done..... we have craven abuse and
a startling lack of education or knowledge about our history.

Your quote will go above the heads of most.

Alf, if you're only here to complain about the people who use this site and to post badly-punctuated, unintelligible nonsense can I suggest that you think about going somewhere else to do it?

[HolmesyVilla]

....cos Aston Villa'll never die...



We'll never die,we'll never die keep the flag flying and all that

UTV

[Chris Jameson]

Tremendous contribution >>>there~~~

alfititmus

~~~but~~~

if you don't mind me saying

A REALLY shit poem

[mr underhill]

unlike Robert Frost's 'Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening', which is great.

[Bad English]

I wish I’d looked after me team,
And achieved the Champions League dream.
All the gaffers I used,
And the players now booed
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me team.