Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre Match Thread...And now, the end is near

[Ads]

Be warned, you wear a half and half scarf near me tomorrow and I will choke you with it.

[Witton Warrior]

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!

or.......
he's fat as fuuk he's fat as fuuuuuuk

We want a doctor's note, we want a doctor's note...

[rob_bridge]

6-1

Birtles 2
Buchan 2
Barnes 1
Blavkmore 1

Norton for us

[BC54 VFC]

6-1

Birtles 2
Buchan 2
Barnes 1
Blavkmore 1

Norton for us

He's on the telly at the moment.

[ldavfc4eva]

Not a prayer against this lot, could be a total annihilation if they are up for it.

5-0 to them, Rashford 2,Rooney 2 and a De Gea total fluke of a goal kicked from his own box into ours, ball bounces over Guzans head and goes in, just to sum our season up.

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

Is Black on something or having a laugh when he talks about post relegation anarchy and de-motivation from the players? What would he call the actions of a player who has seen off 2 managers and now a caretaker on £65k a week for doing nothing? What is fatgate, chewing gumgate, swearing at//laughing at/offering out Villa fans/reminding Villa fans of the money they earn by rubbing their fingers together or tweeting photos of expensive cars  if it's not anarchy/demotivation? Not to mention sulking on the pitch (richards),  delusions of CL grandeur (bacuna), 3 wins in 33/34 games etc.etc. When we are relegated today (not if) a contributory factor will be that the players have been in a state of anarchy and de-motivation ALL season! Post relegation will be an opportunity for them to party in manchester, now their end of season awards has been cancelled (Dubai will be too far away). They already know where to party there, after heavy defeats! Those fans going today, sing about our club (not the current team) with pride and humour and f-ck the f-ckers!

[wittonwarrior]

Where are people drinking today?  I think we will lucky to lose under 5.

If we had  one or two gritters in the frame of Hutton I would put some money down but we don't. 

[ldavfc4eva]

"caretaker on £65k a week for doing nothing?" we are never paying Black much are we?

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

Idavfc4eva-Been on the fizzy drinks already?? Keep up the good humour!

[CT]

Rooney's going to get the perfect training game today to get him up to speed for proper football.

6-0 them.

[russon]

just been doing my Sky Soccer Six predictions and the wider world have so far come up with -

Man Utd win 97%
draw 2%
Villa win 1%

Have to say I concur with the consensus.

[clash city rocker]

We are 15/1 on betfair at the moment to win today. I am not even tempted at those odds.

[cdbearsfan]

This would be my starting line up:

GK...Me

RB...Cheltenhamlion

RCB...Jon Croft

LCB...Chris Jameson

LB...Cdbullyweefan

RMF...Villa in Denmark

CM...Dave Cooper Please

LMF...Peter W

RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle

CF...Dave Woodhall

LW...Peterwithesshin

Subs...Everyone else

We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.

Happy to be on the left as usual.

[wittonwarrior]

We are 15/1 on betfair at the moment to win today. I am not even tempted at those odds.

Even Sunderland, Norwich or Newcastle I would have a few quid on, but Bacuna, Richards - big swerve.

[Jon Crofts]

This would be my starting line up:

GK...Me

RB...Cheltenhamlion

RCB...Jon Croft

LCB...Chris Jameson

LB...Cdbullyweefan

RMF...Villa in Denmark

CM...Dave Cooper Please

LMF...Peter W

RW...Frankmosswasmyuncle

CF...Dave Woodhall

LW...Peterwithesshin

Subs...Everyone else

We'd probably concede less than whatever turns out on Saturday.

Happy to be on the left as usual.

I've got a verruca and a note from my Mum Sir.