Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre Match Thread...And now, the end is near

[Matt C]

Only five instruments of torture left. Home win. 

[cheltenhamlion]

I went for 7-0 in the predictions league.

[West Derby Villan]

Five nil to the red n white shite

[clash city rocker]

Hopefully utd will declare at 5.

[Chris Jameson]

I'm unavailable tomorrow. Feel quite tired and got to clean the bathroom and call into town, anybody able to play left side of the centre of defence in my place please? Not you Richards...

[clash city rocker]

Wouldn't it make a refreshing change if tomorrow the 11 played with pride. If they gave 100% and ran till they dropped I could happily live with any result.

[The Edge]

Can I just warn any Villa fans travelling to OT tomorrow DON'T start blubbing if/when we get relegated because you WILL be picked up by the cameras and you WILL be featured on small heath or ollbeyun forums gloating over it and you WILL be on Facebook etc.
Don't give them wankers the satisfaction. We're better than that. VTID

[ez]

4-1 to them.

[QuintonVilla]

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!

[Bottom Right 89]

Good luck to anyone off to OT tomorrow at least take solace in the fact we won't have to go there again for at least a year. Get the champagne and balloons out kids.

Will be usual shite, play ok, miss a great chance early on, concede a soft goal before half time, some academy star off the bench will make sure with a worldy in the second half. Bacuna will concede penalty and get sent off deliberately late on.

[QuintonVilla]

Atmosphere should be cracking in our end tomorrow. Hope "Always look on the bright side of life" and "We'll meet again" get an airing.

[Bottom Right 89]

And dont forget the platinum selling "my garden shed" - the mancs love that one.

[frank]

I don't miss many games in a season, just for weddings, funerals or working abroad, but I can't raise the interest or the energy to go to this one and have sold my ticket. It isn't that we'll lose - I've seen plenty of defeats over the past 60 years - it's that we'll lose without a fight and without pride. No other relegated Villa team has surrendered so abjectly as this one.

[BC54 VFC]

It'll be 4-0.

BC54 VFC is poorly (the car not me!)  and won't be able to take me there tomorrow. I'll therefore have to take the wife's car and the last time that happened was last May - we lost 4-0 at Wembley!

[The Edge]

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor
He's the size of a truck, the size of a truuuuck!

or.......
he's fat as fuuk he's fat as fuuuuuuk