Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre Match Thread...And now, the end is near

[UK Redsox]

Sat 16 Apr: 3pm
Theatre of Dreams Temple of Doom (in among the closed down pubs and boarded up industrial units), South Salford

[LukeJames]

Relegated before kick off, 5-0.

[UK Redsox]

[dave shelley]

With all the shit we've had to swallow from them over the past twenty-odd years, to think it will probably be them that bangs in the final nail, with the worst team that they have had in that time, will piss me off more than the relegation itself.

[Jimbo]

This has been the most predictable event in nature, more so than the annual migration of wildebeest or the winter solstice. An emphatic, yet routine humiliation. At least we won't have to suffer it again for a while. 

[Des Little]

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Steve67]

As poor as United have been this season, this will be a routine training match for them. 3-0.

[neil strevens]

In home end with bar afterwards - assuming I stay until the end of the game (?),  I want to get back to Piccadilly for 18.20. What's the best way - tram from Exchange Quay?

[levico]

Remember the year that Ipswich got relegated - Utd beat them 9-1.

Repeat, or something similar?

I think we are capable of losing by that margin but doubt Utd's current capacity to achieve it.

[PeterWithe]

7-0

[Dr Butler]

down by the time we play them

plastics lots - us nil...

UTV
The Doc

[passport1]

Ashley Young to apply the coup de grace.

[PaulTheVillan]

6-0

[MarkM]

5-0

[PeterWithesShin]

Norwich to relegate us before our game starts, then we'll either get a result there or be smashed by at least 5.