The Aston Villa vs Bournemouth life support machine post match moan

[Breezeblock]

Pisses me off. We're down, we've been down for yonks, how hard can it be to try and entertain us by just going for it. I'd rather lose 6-2 by going gung-ho than keep watching us try to keep it tight, make a defensive fuck up and lose anyway at home to shit like Bournemouth. And by that I mean they were nothing special at all, but like so many crap/average sides this season, they didn't need to be to stroll away with a win.

Memo to everyone coaching etc at the Villa, this is meant to be fucking fun!

This! Every fucking word of this!

[AV82EC]

I have just about calmed down after yesterday but one player deserves special abuse for being absolutely fucking useless. Step forward Ashley Westwood, misplaced passes, lost tackles, plenty of Leonahrdsen Level pointing, outmuscled on any number of occasions, losing players running beyond him, crap shooting etc etc etc.

[Stu]

I have just about calmed down after yesterday but one player deserves special abuse for being absolutely fucking useless. Step forward Ashley Westwood, misplaced passes, lost tackles, plenty of Leonahrdsen Level pointing, outmuscled on any number of occasions, losing players running beyond him, crap shooting etc etc etc.

I don't think we can have a go at a player just for being crap. Being lazy and disinterested, definitely.

[Chris Jameson]

I don't 'hate' Westwood but it does baffle me how he comes to get picked each week by whoever is in charge. Really can't see what he brings to the team, as others have said he can't help that he isn't very good and doesn't have any attitude problem like the usual suspects.

[Percy McCarthy]

CNZ and Richardson out of contract. We should be able to get rid of Richards and Lescott. Need some luck/mugs with the others.

[Toronto Villa]

I think Bacuna will want out and I am hoping Gabby feels it is best to move on. Westwood will be fine in the Championship. Guzan will be gone too. Hard to tell with the French lads aside from Amavi who will be here and who won't. Unless they have transfer fee release clauses in the event of relegation they are all under contract. They might have to stay. Put a good manager in there and get them to play together with some good additions especially in central areas of the pitch and we will be ok.

[PeterWithesShin]

Gabby, possibly Lescott due to age and his pace has gone, will be the only ones we'll have trouble shifting imo.

[saunders_heroes]

I think Bacuna will want out and I am hoping Gabby feels it is best to move on. Westwood will be fine in the Championship. Guzan will be gone too. Hard to tell with the French lads aside from Amavi who will be here and who won't. Unless they have transfer fee release clauses in the event of relegation they are all under contract. They might have to stay. Put a good manager in there and get them to play together with some good additions especially in central areas of the pitch and we will be ok.

You're kidding. Westwood is League One standard at best.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

You have to be very stupid as an away fan to go in the home end wearing colours, even more so to take a child in wearing them. To me it's just basic common sense, if you go in the wrong end, be as incognito as possible.

exactly

has it said on home tickets for about twenty years that the home end is for home supporters only and any away fans will be ejected?

what if it was two teenage plastic mancs wearing manure shirts behaving themselves would that have been different?

if you are going to do it just sit on your hands but wearing a kit under your coat? really?

[SheffieldVillain]

Gabby, possibly Lescott due to age and his pace has gone, will be the only ones we'll have trouble shifting imo.

I think Lescott will end up going to MLS on a free. Richards will be out the door within weeks for a couple of million to some poor sods.

You're right on Gabby - he might be the one we need to come to some kind of agreement with.

Those three (plus N'Zogbia of course) are the starting point and absolutely have to go.

[VinnieChase84]

Lescott and Richards have MLS written all over them. Regards gabby, I think someone will be dumb enough to offer him mega cash from China, Middle East or turkey

[dave.woodhall]

You have to be very stupid as an away fan to go in the home end wearing colours, even more so to take a child in wearing them. To me it's just basic common sense, if you go in the wrong end, be as incognito as possible.

exactly

has it said on home tickets for about twenty years that the home end is for home supporters only and any away fans will be ejected?

what if it was two teenage plastic mancs wearing manure shirts behaving themselves would that have been different?

if you are going to do it just sit on your hands but wearing a kit under your coat? really?

Yea, the six year old bastard. Hanging's too good for him.

[Fasth56]

Lescott to the MLS
Guzan to the MLS
Richards to some tart who will pay £5m, perhaps Norwich, Everton or maybe Sunderland even if they get relegated
Bacuna to lower level Dutch team
Hutton, possibly Rangers
Ayew unfortunately to someone like West Ham
Gabby, pay him off with the money we receive from the Richards sale
Westwood, Vertout, Gana, Gil, Traore, Grealish, Green,  will form the basis of our Midfield
Gestede nobody will want him until Bambi on ice tours again
Sinclair I would keep

[Ad@m]

You have to be very stupid as an away fan to go in the home end wearing colours, even more so to take a child in wearing them. To me it's just basic common sense, if you go in the wrong end, be as incognito as possible.

exactly

has it said on home tickets for about twenty years that the home end is for home supporters only and any away fans will be ejected?

what if it was two teenage plastic mancs wearing manure shirts behaving themselves would that have been different?

if you are going to do it just sit on your hands but wearing a kit under your coat? really?

Yea, the six year old bastard. Hanging's too good for him.

I think the ire is aimed at the dad.

[dave.woodhall]

You have to be very stupid as an away fan to go in the home end wearing colours, even more so to take a child in wearing them. To me it's just basic common sense, if you go in the wrong end, be as incognito as possible.

exactly

has it said on home tickets for about twenty years that the home end is for home supporters only and any away fans will be ejected?

what if it was two teenage plastic mancs wearing manure shirts behaving themselves would that have been different?

if you are going to do it just sit on your hands but wearing a kit under your coat? really?

Yea, the six year old bastard. Hanging's too good for him.

I think the ire is aimed at the dad.

For whom ritual disembowelling is clearly too good.