Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread

[PeterWithesShin]

Still trying to work out where Lyden is playing.

[SamTheMouse]

Gestede has been spotted at Aintree, that's why he's not playing.

Who's riding him today?

[ozzjim]

Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, Richardson.

Jesus Christ, we'll look back on that line up in 10 years and shudder.

I hope so!!

[ozzjim]

Where is Veretout??

[Monty]

The summariser is an honest-to-god moron.

[Toronto Villa]

Bournemouth with 70% possession. We truly are abysmal.

[Toronto Villa]

Where is Veretout??

Deemed to good to start in this line up. Ayew is playing so it doesn't make look totally obvious that we are throwing the game.

[SamTheMouse]

The summariser is an honest-to-god moron.

Nice of them to give a chance to a bloke with a stammer.

[eamonn]

Who are these fantastic players we're leaving out? People moaning for the sake of it.

[Jimbo]

This is shaping up to be the dreariest game of football I've ever seen.

[Risso]

I suppose if you're going to go down, you might as well pick the worst players available to you, and go down in style.

[peter w]

Be lucky if 100 took part. That's a total failure compared to the banners.

yet it received exposure. therefore not a total failure. In any description or definition.

[SamTheMouse]

A succession of our managers have played "Shit Player Bingo", and now we have a full house.

[kippaxvilla2]

Fcuk MacDougall 0-1

Don't panic me like that. Not in such a must-win game.

Lol sorry Perce.

[QuintonVilla]

Ashley Westwood kicks a ball like when you were 7 and you couldn't feel your feet on a freezing cold January morning.