I think I will invest in some lavender Basildon Bond, a fountain pen and some green ink. Will write a letter a week to Steve Hollis with profuse triple underlining, exclamation marks and recurring references to our once great club, tears in my eyes as I write this, how far have we fallen, Rinder/MacGregor/Waring/Spencer/Hunter turning in their graves, have not been able to go to games but....etc, etc. Should have the desired effect.