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[Goldie.7]

What's the difference between a top notch twat and Flabby Aintgonnascore............ absolutely nothing.

[PeterWithesShin]

how about throwing Aldi biscuits at Gabby??

Reminds me of the time a fat keeper was getting pelters down Bromsgrove, as you change ends at HT there's no respite for an opposition keeper. Anyway, someone lobbed a chip at him, he picked it up off the pitch and ate it, waved a thank you to the fans with a smile on his face and the pelters stopped as everyone was laughing.

[PeterWithesShin]

http://www.sporting-heroes.net/football/england/eric-gates-6404/biography-1980_a11458/

Burn the witch!

[kippaxvilla2]

It's actually made it to the front of The Star!  Meanwhile in other news some steelworkers might lose their jobs.

[PeterWithesShin]

It's actually made it to the front of The Star!  Meanwhile in other news some steelworkers might lose their jobs.

Looks like a load of made up shit to me. For starters they called him a "star".

[Goldie.7]

Good point PWS.

[olaftab]

What's wrong with hookers at a party?

[eric woolban woolban]

What's the difference between a top notch twat and Flabby Aintgonnascore............ absolutely nothing.

In a paper full of tits, another tit adorns the front page. How apt.

[olaftab]

If only we could impeach Agbonlahor and Richards.

My poor English led me to think we should impale them but after checking found it's not a nice thing to do to other human beings!

[olaftab]

Not one tit but 3 tits adorned that front page.

[kippaxvilla2]

Careful one of those tits could end up being manager.

[ExclDawg]

Not one tit but 3 tits adorned that front page.

It's like I'm staring at a Martian hooker.