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Author Topic: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread  (Read 18458 times)

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2016, 02:49:46 PM »
birds tits  is it spring ?

Offline Nelly

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2016, 03:18:25 PM »
Bounce and taking care of Gabby and Richards in one gif!



Is that a green oak I can see on the left?

If I'm not mistaken it's an Ash.
There are trees in the clip????!!!!

Well something is standing upright...

You can tell she's a woman because her handling of that sub-machine gun is very poor.

Why would a woman carry a gun when she's clearly on her way to breastfeed a crèche?

Because! That's why. Just please keep talking about guns! It's becoming a thing on H&V pre-match threads now.

Offline Des Little

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2016, 03:35:50 PM »
I'd rather keep talking about tits than guns.  And not the 11 tits we are forced to endure on a matchday either.

Offline Taylor

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2016, 07:12:40 PM »
0-5 mins: under constant pressure.
6-40 mins: play pretty well, all things considered.
41 mins: someone on match thread says "I hope that was our bad half ".
45 mins : pathetic piece of defending gifts goal to Chelsea
45 mins: people on match thread giving it lots of "there it is" style comments

48 mins: concede pathetically again.
55 mins: and again
60 mins: match thread people suggesting it could "be five or six here"
70 mins : concede pathetically
70-90 mins: all signs of players collectively giving a shit disappear as Chelsea knock the ball about between themselves
Can you just post this as the match thread tomorrow, then lock it?
« Last Edit: April 01, 2016, 07:59:44 PM by Taylor »

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2016, 10:09:42 PM »
Bounce and taking care of Gabby and Richards in one gif!



Is that a green oak I can see on the left?

If I'm not mistaken it's an Ash.

I don't know what sort of tree it is, but it's definitely wood.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2016, 10:42:20 PM »
It appears the budget for that movie wasn't sufficient to provide her with a correctly fitting top.

Offline ciggiesnbeer

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2016, 11:07:53 PM »
It appears the budget for that movie wasn't sufficient to provide her with a correctly fitting top.

Looks fine to me  ;D

Offline four fornicholl

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2016, 11:15:31 PM »
It appears the budget for that movie wasn't sufficient to provide her with a correctly fitting top.
The jeans however, seem to fit fine

Offline The Left Side

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2016, 11:22:48 PM »
Purely out of ahem research purposes... what is the name of the film?

Offline frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2016, 11:23:13 PM »
I'm simply appalled by all that bounce in her hair!
A stiff application of Elnett would have done the trick!


I have a spray container in my hand, at the ready!

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #100 on: April 02, 2016, 12:10:22 AM »
It appears the budget for that movie wasn't sufficient to provide her with a correctly fitting top.

Top? Is she wearing one? Oh well

Offline Abbeyfealeavfc

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #101 on: April 02, 2016, 07:57:00 AM »
We're still hanging on
We're still hanging on
How sh-t is this league
We're still hanging on!

Offline Villatillidie1982

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #102 on: April 02, 2016, 10:04:16 AM »
Got a man coming to service the boiler at half past ten. Didn't realise it was an early kick off. Hope he takes his time so that I don't have to go and endure something else that needs servicing. Damn! There goes the doorbell.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #103 on: April 02, 2016, 10:10:03 AM »
I would rather watch her Bristol Cities than villa at the moment

Offline Goldie.7

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea Pre-Thrashing Thread
« Reply #104 on: April 02, 2016, 10:14:58 AM »
Loss.

 


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