Alternative Careers

[Duncan Shaw]

Gabby - permanent guest on Jeremy Kyle Show

[Zouch Villa]

Gestede - Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Lescott - Top Gear presenter
Cissokho - Children's TV presenter (don't know why, I can just picture him gurning in a brightly coloured knitted jumper reading a story with a teddy bear on his knee, although in my defence I am on some strong medication)
Guzan - Circus clown

[appyarryampton]

Carles Gill - Sagger maker
Ashley Westwood - Sagger makers bottom knocker

[Zouch Villa]

Gabby - McDonald's restaurant Assistant Manager (promotion earned through longevity of service rather than merit, he is now accustomed to being out whitted by the 16 year old part timers he supposedly supervises. Taken off frying duty due to his tendency to drool into the fries)

[mr underhill]

drool, then consume .