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Author Topic: Alternative Careers  (Read 4087 times)

Offline Duncan Shaw

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Re: Alternative Careers
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2016, 09:30:20 AM »
Gabby - permanent guest on Jeremy Kyle Show

Offline Zouch Villa

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Re: Alternative Careers
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2016, 09:37:14 AM »
Gestede - Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Lescott - Top Gear presenter
Cissokho - Children's TV presenter (don't know why, I can just picture him gurning in a brightly coloured knitted jumper reading a story with a teddy bear on his knee, although in my defence I am on some strong medication)
Guzan - Circus clown

Offline appyarryampton

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Re: Alternative Careers
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2016, 09:52:22 AM »
Carles Gill - Sagger maker
Ashley Westwood - Sagger makers bottom knocker

Offline Zouch Villa

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Re: Alternative Careers
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2016, 09:24:00 PM »
Gabby - McDonald's restaurant Assistant Manager (promotion earned through longevity of service rather than merit, he is now accustomed to being out whitted by the 16 year old part timers he supposedly supervises. Taken off frying duty due to his tendency to drool into the fries)

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Alternative Careers
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2016, 03:35:37 PM »
drool, then consume .

 


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