Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread

[CJ]

is it on the box?  What happened the last Sunday TV game at VP? 0-5

No - moved due their Dortmund game

[Clampy]

Not everybody goes away just to get hammered. The away support has been superb this season bearing mind how poor we've been.

You'll find a very good proportion of our fantastic away support are usually quite "refreshed" by kick off time. Don't make them less of a fan.

I know and I didn't say it didn't.

[DeKuip]

Of course we'll win you bunch of jessies, what's the matter with you?
Which part of "… by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" don't you understand?
With Guzan commanding his area, Richards and Lescott prepared to die for the cause, Westwood controlling midfield and fast-as-lightning Gabby up front that's one hell of a spine running through the team.
There are times when I wonder if you lot watch the same game as me.

[D.boy]

NURSE, he's out of bed again!

[PeterWithesShin]

We need a new song, so time to update the Cascarino in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair song.

"Guuuuuuuuuuuuzan, kicks the ball out of play."

And that's it.

[VILLA MOLE]

Of course we'll win you bunch of jessies, what's the matter with you?
Which part of "… by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" don't you understand?
With Guzan commanding his area, Richards and Lescott prepared to die for the cause, Westwood controlling midfield and fast-as-lightning Gabby up front that's one hell of a spine running through the team.
There are times when I wonder if you lot watch the same game as me.

If I ever need a blood transfusion can you be the donor ? 

[D.boy]

He's madder than a crackhead without a lighter.

[AVH87]

Known as a bit of a cocky bunch, no doubt we'll hear 'Oh when the Spursssssssssss' sung at a speed slower than Gabby, followed by something subtle 'you're f***ing s**t' once they are a couple up. Will be a fun afternoon no doubt.

[darren woolley]

0-3 Spurs.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Remi Garde plays an unusual team formed of reserves and youth players. They are impassioned, full of skill, play a magnificent style of attacking flair football and the Villa fans go wild.

Spurs 5-0.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

We have no "punch resistance" - if they score early it will be 5 or 6 nil.

If they score late, it might be as low as 3 or 4.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Lions v Chickens. No contest. 4-0 to them.

[PeterWithesShin]

Cocks v Cocks.

[pauliewalnuts]

I think we might put in an improved performance and surprise a few people here.

0-4

[AlexAlexCropley]

0-5 on 88 Mins when suddenly Westwood, Richards, Flabby and Lescott have a mass brawl and get sent off match abandoned