Gabby

[Villa in Denmark]

Doesn't cancelled contract = We give him free transfer + he surrenders his "loyalty payments" for not asking for a transfer.

I can easily see the first bit, but I'll have a smidgen more respect for him if the second part is true.

[Bad English]

Talk of a move to Rangers

Stafford Rangers?

He could get a job on Power Rangers

[Rudy65]

Talk of a move to Rangers

You could see that happening. He would probably do ok there. We would just have to pay Rangers to take him

[mr underhill]

then do it.

[Richard E]

Gregg Evans in the Meaning Evil (I won't link it) says he was told before the season started that he was unlikely to play for us again but thus far he has not found another club.

[ClaretAndBlueBlood]

I wouldn't rule us out cancelling his contract but I would say it's unlikely. If he gets fit and stays injury free, he could still be useful in the right environment.

car park attendant? (apologies to all car park attendants, no disrespect intended)

[villasjf]

The 29-year-old held talks with boss Roberto Di Matteo before the start of the Championship season and it was made clear that he’s not part of the future plans.

As the first-team squad prepared for the opening day defeat at Sheffield Wednesday, Agbonlahor posted on his Instagram page:

“Good luck to all the players tomorrow and for the rest of the season!!”

He later went on to add another comment which read: “Thank u for all your support but sometimes good things come to an end.”

[Tom_Mc9?]

Not much more needs to be said but it is testament to his obscene laziness, lack of professionalism and all round fuckwittery that a player who scored our most Premier League goals and a number of important goals against local rivals and big teams will go to the justifiable pleasure of the fans.

Made the most of limited ability when he could be bothered, but losing him will be the best deal we make this summer.

[rob_bridge]

Not much more needs to be said but it is testament to his obscene laziness, lack of professionalism and all round fuckwittery that a player who scored our most Premier League goals and a number of important goals against local rivals and big teams will go to the justifiable pleasure of the fans.

Made the most of limited ability when he could be bothered, but losing him will be the best deal we make this summer.

Indeed.

[CJ]

By saying "sometimes good things come to an end" he's obviously referring to the gravy train he's been riding for the past five years. Maybe we should give him a testimonial - only he has to pay us and we won't bother to turn up. Don't let the door smack you on the arse on your way out.

[brian green]

Everything about Gabby's decline and fall has been bad.  At every turn he has followed the arrow marked "Not this way Gabby".

[AV89]

Our record scorer in the Premier League and hero of many derby wins, yet he will never be remembered in the same affection as the likes of Gary Shaw and Brian Little.

[AV89]

By saying "sometimes good things come to an end" he's obviously referring to the gravy train he's been riding for the past five years. Maybe we should give him a testimonial - only he has to pay us and we won't bother to turn up. Don't let the door smack you on the arse on your way out.

If Lerner was still here, he'd have been given a testimonial probably.

[Toronto Villa]

Look what 75m gets you in today's market. Gabby and Gonzalo can now compare meal plans

[sirlordbaltimore]

Our record scorer in the Premier League and hero of many derby wins, yet he will never be remembered in the same affection as the likes of Gary Shaw and Brian Little.

I should bloody hope not!