Gabby

[Villa in Denmark]

The story of Flabby and his approach to fitness gets support from the fact that we have been the team that's covered the least miles this season (and Terry made a similar point way back).
The Indie article really makes my piss boil: a culture of complacency while the fans spend their hard-earned on getting to games ...

The remaining games should be accompanied for 90 minutes with a continuous rendition of "you're not fit to wear the shirt ..." (note the double meaning for 'fit').

Or you're too fat to wear the shirt.

On the fitness front, that's something that's gone all the way back to MON, who it appears turned a blind eye to him returning from international call ups 24 hrs later than everyone else. You really would struggle to make some of this shit up.

[joe_c]

Nothing to add to this thread other than to say I've just seen his recent Instagram post.

[SheffieldVillain]

Nothing to add to this thread other than to say I've just seen his recent Instagram post.

Go, surprise us. What's the idiot said/done now?

[Clampy]

Nothing to add to this thread other than to say I've just seen his recent Instagram post.

If it's the one i've seen on facebook, I think it's fake.

[Villaininexile]

Can't help noting that Remi was the only one in recent times who seems to have called him out...Explains a few things i think.

[edgysatsuma89]

According to The Torygraph the club have called in the PFA. I really hope the PFA side with the club coming down heavy on Gabby - sacking for repeatedly bringing the club into disrepute woulds be great but I can't imagine the PFA siding with the club for any sanction on the player.  Something to act as a wake up call for Jack wouldn't go amiss.

It would be nice, wouldn't it. But no, I can't see the PFA agreeing to any punishment bar a warning and perhaps light fine.

There's more chance of Donald Trump implementing an open border policy with Mexico.

And how can anyone who's a supposed professional footballer have "love handles" like these.

He's got the head of a 50 year old.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

According to The Torygraph the club have called in the PFA. I really hope the PFA side with the club coming down heavy on Gabby - sacking for repeatedly bringing the club into disrepute woulds be great but I can't imagine the PFA siding with the club for any sanction on the player.  Something to act as a wake up call for Jack wouldn't go amiss.

It would be nice, wouldn't it. But no, I can't see the PFA agreeing to any punishment bar a warning and perhaps light fine.

There's more chance of Donald Trump implementing an open border policy with Mexico.

And how can anyone who's a supposed professional footballer have "love handles" like these.

He's got the head of a 50 year old.

And the brain of a 13 year old.

[UK Redsox]

Its a traveshamockery that Gabby, Bacuna and Zog are not in the PFA team of the year

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36106596

[john e]

According to The Torygraph the club have called in the PFA. I really hope the PFA side with the club coming down heavy on Gabby - sacking for repeatedly bringing the club into disrepute woulds be great but I can't imagine the PFA siding with the club for any sanction on the player.  Something to act as a wake up call for Jack wouldn't go amiss.

It would be nice, wouldn't it. But no, I can't see the PFA agreeing to any punishment bar a warning and perhaps light fine.

There's more chance of Donald Trump implementing an open border policy with Mexico.

And how can anyone who's a supposed professional footballer have "love handles" like these.

He's got the head of a 50 year old.

And the brain of a 13 year old.

and my tummy

[dicedlam]

According to The Torygraph the club have called in the PFA. I really hope the PFA side with the club coming down heavy on Gabby - sacking for repeatedly bringing the club into disrepute woulds be great but I can't imagine the PFA siding with the club for any sanction on the player.  Something to act as a wake up call for Jack wouldn't go amiss.

It would be nice, wouldn't it. But no, I can't see the PFA agreeing to any punishment bar a warning and perhaps light fine.

There's more chance of Donald Trump implementing an open border policy with Mexico.

And how can anyone who's a supposed professional footballer have "love handles" like these.

He's got the head of a 50 year old.

And the brain of a 13 year old.

And the body of Ronald McDonald

[Mostinho II]

How Gabby Agbonlahor's Aston Villa career slowed down.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11677/10251099/how-gabriel-agbonlahors-aston-villa-career-slowed-down

[Chris Jameson]

And the brain of a 13 year old.

That's an insult to my son and his mates. Well, apart from one of them.

[Villa in Denmark]

And the brain of a 13 year old.

That's an insult to my son and his mates. Well, apart from one of them.

It was only reading your comment that I realised AHC hadn't actually written 13 month old, which I'd internally autocorrected it too.

[Villafirst]

According to The Torygraph the club have called in the PFA. I really hope the PFA side with the club coming down heavy on Gabby - sacking for repeatedly bringing the club into disrepute woulds be great but I can't imagine the PFA siding with the club for any sanction on the player.  Something to act as a wake up call for Jack wouldn't go amiss.

It would be nice, wouldn't it. But no, I can't see the PFA agreeing to any punishment bar a warning and perhaps light fine.

There's more chance of Donald Trump implementing an open border policy with Mexico.

And how can anyone who's a supposed professional footballer have "love handles" like these.

He's got the head of a 50 year old.

What about the spare tyre?? Unbelievable - get rid of him. He looks 20 years older than 29. Too many fast food meals!

[class-of-82]

Kwik fit was obviously doing a buy one get one free