Gabby

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That should be banned along with Chico reminding us all every fucking year of our defeat against Oxford in the semi-final.

Some things are best left to rot.

[German James]

Surely if we make it clear on the ebay listing they'll need a medium sized van and it's definitely a two man job?

Done

What's the plan, Lou? Get him back into shape or train him to take your bins out and live off scraps?

[Louzie0]

Surely if we make it clear on the ebay listing they'll need a medium sized van and it's definitely a two man job?

Done

What's the plan, Lou? Get him back into shape or train him to take your bins out and live off scraps?

Latter!

[ozzjim]

Why can't we just sit down with him and say how much to fuck off you sack of shit?

[Toronto Villa]

Why can't we just sit down with him and say how much to fuck off you sack of shit?

That's precisely what we should be doing and precisely what won't be happening. I caught myself humming the Randy Lerner out song under my breath as I brushed my teeth this morning. I didn't realize I had been doing it until Mrs TV asked me what the tune was?

[PeterWithesShin]

TV lies. He's a Billy Ray Cyrus fan and was just trying to cover himself by saying it was the Lerner out song.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm a bit bored so thought i'd look and see if Billy Ray Cyrus has a twitter account and if it mentioned the Lerner song. He does. It doesn't. But he did make me genuinely laugh out loud with these two tweets as they struck me as superbly random.

Billy Ray Cyrus ‏@billyraycyrus  Apr 16 Nashville, TN
My new hobby. I take pictures of cows.




Billy Ray Cyrus ‏@billyraycyrus  Apr 17 Nashville, TN
And cow of the day is... Eddy!!!!!

[PeterWithe]

My kids love the TV show he's in, always struck me as an affable sort of bloke. Although I suppose he could be acting.

[pauliewalnuts]

Anyone else really dislike the proliferation of Achey Breaky Heart tuned songs this season?

[Dave]

Anyone else really dislike the proliferation of Achey Breaky Heart tuned songs this season?

Look at it the other way though - if it wasn't that then it just means there would be even more versions of Sloop John B.

[PeterWithe]

Not quite as camp as hundreds of men snarling Village People derived songs at each other.

[Ron Manager]

It appears that Agbonlahor got his highly paid contract because of his relationship with Lerner Aparently Lambert may not have been involved.

[Malandro]

That should be banned along with Chico reminding us all every fucking year of our defeat against Oxford in the semi-final.

Some things are best left to rot.

I'm not sure why I just watched that. It does confirm the main arseholes and the french dictionary bit makes my piss boil. Fuckers. How about welcoming new players?
Jesus.

Whats the result - unhappy fans and people signing on.

[cheltenhamlion]

As I understood it, it was Lambert that recommended the new contract for Gabby.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Anyone else really dislike the proliferation of Achey Breaky Heart tuned songs this season?

Look at it the other way though - if it wasn't that then it just means there would be even more versions of Sloop John B.

It makes me yearn for a chant based on Kumbaya.