Gabby

[VillaAlways]

According to Physioroom he may be back tomorow -  hope so as I was looking forward to giving him some constructive feedback

Reports are he's not named in squad

[Dominic22]

They must think we are stupid.

apparently he has a Virus....

[eddiemunster]

Apparently he has got to see a proctologist and a gynaecologist, as the club don't know if he's an arsehole or a C**t!!!

[in exile]

Aww...poor lamb

[Diablo]

According to Pat Murphy he has got to go in this afternoon to be examined by the club doctors. I wonder what they'll find?

[Diablo]

Apparently he has got to see a proctologist and a gynaecologist, as the club don't know if he's an arsehole or a C**t!!!

Haha! Superb

[Villan For Life]

According to Pat Murphy he has got to go in this afternoon to be examined by the club doctors. I wonder what they'll find?

It certainly won't be a spine that's for sure.

[West Derby Villan]

Heart missing for certain

[KevinGage]

Definitely in the top 5 I want gone at all costs this summer, give them all free transfers and jog on
Gabby, Micah, Lescott, Guzan, Bacuna

Aye, the quintet of quim.

[Toronto Villa]

Definitely in the top 5 I want gone at all costs this summer, give them all free transfers and jog on
Gabby, Micah, Lescott, Guzan, Bacuna

Aye, the quintet of quim.

The Foursome of Fuckwittery

[in exile]

Definitely in the top 5 I want gone at all costs this summer, give them all free transfers and jog on
Gabby, Micah, Lescott, Guzan, Bacuna

Aye, the quintet of quim.

The Foursome of Fuckwittery

The Fuck 'em off five

[Leicester_Villian]

I think we all owe Gabby a massive apology ...... we all thought he was simply totally thick but lets look at the facts

It would seem that he has a massive knowledge of medical conditions as the various different ones he has been so unlucky to suffer just this year is incredible - there surely must be a future for him in the medical profession

He must be so unlucky as its only a couple of weeks ago that he was so fit he was able to embark on a holiday rather than be suffering at that time with any medical condition

And to think Gabby that 30000 were so looking forward tomorrow to offering some constructive feedback to you ...... I am sure this virus has now ruined your weekend and any plans you may have had

Get well soon Gabby we would love to see you on the 23rd

[Toronto Villa]

Definitely in the top 5 I want gone at all costs this summer, give them all free transfers and jog on
Gabby, Micah, Lescott, Guzan, Bacuna

Aye, the quintet of quim.

The Foursome of Fuckwittery

The Fuck 'em off five

There's five idiots. I can't even count... Fuck me.

[Villafirst]

Sicknote

[The Edge]

How many games has he missed in this most crucial season? How many times has he had a "virus"? How many times has he left the pitch with a mystery injury? He signs a new deal then lights up a cigar and kicks back to enjoy an early retirement while watching the club
 that has given him everything sink slowly and painfully into the championship. What a first class fucking wanker. If I were the club I'd tear up his new contract as he is clearly in breach of it by stealing a living as a professional footballer.