Gabby

[Chico Hamilton III]

Put him on the bench, bring him on to a chorus of boos then take him off again after 5 minutes for another round of abuse, replaced by a 17 year old. Then make him do the walk of shame in front of the Trinity and up the tunnel. It will be the polar opposite of how Mellberg's Villa Park career came to a conclusion

[Villa in Denmark]

Put him on the bench, bring him on to a chorus of boos then take him off again after 5 minutes for another round of abuse, replaced by a 17 year old. Then make him do the walk of shame in front of the Trinity and up the tunnel. It will be the polar opposite of how Mellberg's Villa Park career came to a conclusion

Wait until he's off the pitch in front of the Witton Lane about 2 thirds towards the Holte.  Then he'll have to do 1/3 of the Witton Lane, the whole of the Holte End and most of the Trinity.
He might start to understand the esteem in which he isn't held.

[Risso]

Do you mean we missed out on an almost certain hat trick from him against Chelsea for NOTHING?!

[rob_bridge]

We thought you'd be the new Gary Shaw
Then you turned into Colly-more

[Malandro]

Club: Explain yourself.

GA: No.

Club: OK.

[rob_bridge]

Club: Explain yourself.

GA: No.

Club: OK.

That'll teach him.

[supertom]

Club: Explain yourself.

GA: No.

Club: OK.

That is probably exactly how it went. He's untouchable.

[The Left Side]

According to John Percy with the Telegraph...

Villa to sell Agbonlahor

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/05/aston-villa-ready-to-sell-striker-gabriel-agbonlahor/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Apologies for the link, just bone idle.

[aj2k77]

No one will pay money for that gormless, useless, lazy, arrogant, unfit bag of shit.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

A lot of fuss about nothing.

His Villa career in a nutshell.

The last few years probably, but his whole career? Nah, he scored, what, 70+ league goals for us?

73 in 317
benteke 42 in 89

who on earth would pay a fee for the fat disgrace?

[PeterWithe]

According to John Percy with the Telegraph...

Villa to sell Agbonlahor

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/05/aston-villa-ready-to-sell-striker-gabriel-agbonlahor/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Apologies for the link, just bone idle.

And who, exactly is going to offer a £60k a week contract to a bone idle, useless, chubby, waste of skin?

Us apart.

[AV89]

Put him on the bench, bring him on to a chorus of boos then take him off again after 5 minutes for another round of abuse, replaced by a 17 year old. Then make him do the walk of shame in front of the Trinity and up the tunnel. It will be the polar opposite of how Mellberg's Villa Park career came to a conclusion

Wait until he's off the pitch in front of the Witton Lane about 2 thirds towards the Holte.  Then he'll have to do 1/3 of the Witton Lane, the whole of the Holte End and most of the Trinity.
He might start to understand the esteem in which he isn't held.

I doubt he's even bothered what us haters think of him.

[oldtimernow]

GA   NFA

mind it's been like that for ages!

[supertom]

According to John Percy with the Telegraph...

Villa to sell Agbonlahor

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/05/aston-villa-ready-to-sell-striker-gabriel-agbonlahor/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Apologies for the link, just bone idle.

And who, exactly is going to offer a £60k a week contract to a bone idle, useless, chubby, waste of skin?

Us apart.

The only people I could conceive as being thick enough would be Tiny Penis or Fat Sam (if Sunderland survive...which they won't) or Martin O Neill, should he return to club management in the summer. Even then, Gabby would probably have to half his wages.

I would let the fucker rot until he's gone. Don't play him in the first team. Don't play him in the reserves. He doesn't deserve to play in a Villa shirt again.

[Toronto Villa]

A lot of fuss about nothing.

His Villa career in a nutshell.

The last few years probably, but his whole career? Nah, he scored, what, 70+ league goals for us?

73 in 317
benteke 42 in 89

who on earth would pay a fee for the fat disgrace?

Not that I want I defend the cockring but that's hardly measuring apples to apples. Benteke is out and out striker where for the most part Lambert and Sherwood created a system to best suit his play. Gabby has been played infrequently at his best position and rarely as the main forward. At his best he was as effective as a winger creating goals as anything else.