Isn't he due a testimonial soon?
I'll give him a testimonial.
To whom it may concern: Gabriel "Gabby" Imuetinyan Agbonlahor
Gabby started his senior career well, making the best of his obvious limitations.
It would appear that Gabby has been sulking since his mate MON left.
Gabby has unfortunately become more and more unprofessional with each passing season.
Gabby has now arrived at point where he is a target for open mockery based a number of factors;
his obvious lack of physical conditioning, his obvious lack of effort when on the field of play; his adversarial attitude towards Aston Villa fans on social media.
If we could wish one thing for Gabriel it would be that he reverted to the days when he scored on the pitch more often than in a nightclub, be that women or dubious substances.
Alternatively F¤¤K OFF.