Gabby

[Le Lapin]

He should never play for the club again. For too many seasons this guy has been coasting along. Get him out of the team and out of the club as soon as we can. 
And I know that I can say this about loads of other players at our club. But with him it hurts because he should give a shit. Typifies all that is wrong about football.  Strolling around the pitch yesterday like it was a preseason game,  the guy should be ashamed of himself.

[croatian]

When David Platt was with us didn't he invite the local media to his house and pose for pictures in a room so pink it looked like the inside of Barbara Cartlands house?

Jesus, thought you were going to type something else then....

[Jon Crofts]

When David Platt was with us didn't he invite the local media to his house and pose for pictures in a room so pink it looked like the inside of Barbara Cartlands house?

Jesus, thought you were going to type something else then....

Handbag

[brian green]

Knicker drawer.

[Clampy]

I've never really agreed with all this 'he's fat' nonsense because footballers are not really but I watched him leave the field yesterday when he was subbed and he didn't so much run, he waddled. He was awful as well. The game seems to quick for him now.

[pav]

Eye shadow

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Just seen the MOTD analysis of Gabby standing still rather than attempt to close down a player. Fuming. I actually hate that lazy fat fucker now. Same goes for pretty much every other wanker wearing the shirt.

And I'm sorry but Garde doesn't HAVE to pick him. Surely any kid out of the youth team could offer more. Let's face it, they couldn't offer any less.

[Nastylee]

Barry got a lot of undeserved stick which I never understood. Top player and as said would be perfect for the rebuilding of Aston Villa.

[LeeB]

Barry got a lot of undeserved stick which I never understood. Top player and as said would be perfect for the rebuilding of Aston Villa.

That's the thing with the current shower of shit, they cause you to look back and feel you were harsh on those that stiffed us but at least had the decency to play well whilst they were here.

[rob_bridge]

I've never really agreed with all this 'he's fat' nonsense because footballers are not really but I watched him leave the field yesterday when he was subbed and he didn't so much run, he waddled. He was awful as well. The game seems to quick for him now.

He's fat compared to when O'Neill was here, he is fat compared to some of his peers of similar age bracket and physique.

He is a lean athlete with very low body fat compared to 99% of people.

[Ron Manager]

I've never really agreed with all this 'he's fat' nonsense because footballers are not really but I watched him leave the field yesterday when he was subbed and he didn't so much run, he waddled. He was awful as well. The game seems to quick for him now.

He's fat compared to when O'Neill was here, he is fat compared to some of his peers of similar age bracket and physique.

He is a lean athlete with very low body fat compared to 99% of people.

He's not fat compared to Mick Quinn when he was playing. But Mick Quinn used to score a lot of goals which is totally alien to Gabby's understanding of what is required from a striker.

[Risso]

Just seen the MOTD analysis of Gabby standing still rather than attempt to close down a player. Fuming. I actually hate that lazy fat fucker now. Same goes for pretty much every other wanker wearing the shirt.

And I'm sorry but Garde doesn't HAVE to pick him. Surely any kid out of the youth team could offer more. Let's face it, they couldn't offer any less.

I saw that while the game was on, and chucked something at my computer screen.  Gana was exactly the same for the lat 10 minutes.  Just stood there and let players run past him.  Being shit is almost excusable.  Being lazy absolutely isn't.

[Villa in Denmark]

If he'd spent as much time metaphorically pulling his socks up as he spent actually pulling his socks up we might have actually held onto the ball in their half for more than 20 seconds at a go. In amongst the first three goals there were two instances that showed what an appalling footballer he actually is now that he can't really challenge anyone for pace.

1. He received the ball in the centre circle and had a really easy ball to Veretout on the right wing.  Anywhere within 10 yards would have done and he still played Veretout into trouble.
2. He managed to get to the by-line on the left hand side, looked up and saw Hutton arriving at the far post.  Then spooned the ball 3 yards over Hutton's head.

[pauliewalnuts]

The years of the club meekly accepting the awful goal return Gabby has provided, as he effortlessly goes from contract to contract symbolise every thing which is wrong with this club - in fact, he is the poster boy for our meek acceptance of utter mediocrity.

I don't give a fuck of he supported us or Small Heath as a kid, it is a total red herring.

That clip of him waddling around on motd last night made me want to put my foot through the telly.

I can't wait till the day we finally offload him

[Ron Manager]

Does Agbonlahor have an agent?. If so who represents him?