Aston Villa v Everton - Pre Match Thread

[MorrisNielson]

Forget the match, where's that bird with the slammers?

I concur, with the success it brought in the Stoke pre-match thread, can we have the Salma Hayek gif again please.

[footyskillz]

Agreed. Give youngsters a chance as well as Lyden involve  like Suliman or Nial Mason , Keenan Davies, calder and Sellers . I think they would be more willing than current crop
I take a 0-0 draw

[DaveD]

Aston Villa Nil nil Everton some

[alftitimus]

Rollocks !!!!

Faint Hearts.

The toffees are rocked back and forth, got new investors, but still not rid of Kenwright.
Things uncertain there, investement..sell 3 players and cover the investement ~ Luka/ Stone/Barks

Got to be dressing room chatter.

We ain't going to score from open play I figure...so just get some looney to dive in the box....well actually  get into the box, then dive.

I propose Bacuna. So if he gets booked for simulation it's probably his seond yellow and we'll be rid. Then we just defend...sort off...
Then Gaby dives ...Penalty !
10 v 11 what Ref can turn that down???

Villa 1 - Toffees 0

[VicMackey]

0-3.  Barry to take the penalty (at last)

[martin o`who??]

Play some kids. Drop some of the tosh. Utd have just had some 18 year old sprog score 4 goals in 2 games. He might be the next Macheda, but he's still been given the chance and has surprised people. We need something, anything, that might actually catch defenses off guard rather than Flabby or Gestede, two of the easiest, most predictable strikers any defender will face this season.

We're gone. There's nothing left to lose. The kids sides are actually doing alright. Give a few of them a chance. Why the hell not? It gives a few lads a great chance to stake claims for next season in the Championship.

It feels like we`ve been playing like Kids all season.

[AVH87]

0-3

Worse than the scoreline will be the fact they won't even have to play that well to achieve it.

[David_Nab]

Double your money on Everton City to beat us double this week ...might as well make some money from the misery

As for game them at least 2 goals us 1 shot on target

[cannock villa]

Villa 6 Everton 2 to kick start our charge to the top of the table

[chrisw1]

Rollocks !!!!

Faint Hearts.

The toffees are rocked back and forth, got new investors, but still not rid of Kenwright.
Things uncertain there, investement..sell 3 players and cover the investement ~ Luka/ Stone/Barks

Got to be dressing room chatter.

We ain't going to score from open play I figure...so just get some looney to dive in the box....well actually  get into the box, then dive.

I propose Bacuna. So if he gets booked for simulation it's probably his seond yellow and we'll be rid. Then we just defend...sort off...
Then Gaby dives ...Penalty !
10 v 11 what Ref can turn that down???

Villa 1 - Toffees 0

you're still talking in riddles.

[chocolate garde]

what will walking out achieve lerner isnt there he doesnt give a flying fuck man the bedsheets and let the world know how we feel 

villa 0 everton 4  lakaku hatrick lescott own goal

[AVH87]

what will walking out achieve lerner isnt there he doesnt give a flying fuck man the bedsheets and let the world know how we feel 

villa 0 everton 4  lakaku hatrick lescott own goal

You can't even spell Lukaku you simpleton.

[in exile]

0-2

[Lobsterboy]

Not sure what the plan is with regards to injured players returning but would like us to go with something like this:

Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho, Gana, Sanchez, Grealish, Sinclair, Ayew, Agbonlahor

Subs: Bunn, Lescott, Richards, Veretout, Sellers, Gestede, Westwood

The fact that I actually want to see us line up like this and even on paper it looks absolutely gash tells its own tale...

Oh and we'll get beat 1-3

[chocolate garde]

what will walking out achieve lerner isnt there he doesnt give a flying fuck man the bedsheets and let the world know how we feel 

villa 0 everton 4  lakaku hatrick lescott own goal

You can't even spell Lukaku you simpleton.

bastard iphone and who the fuck do you think your talking to pm me and i will meet you tomorrow night to see who the simpleton is .