The Mind Numbing Task of the Stoke City v Aston Villa (R) Post Match Thread.

[adrenachrome]

Oh and Selma Hayek didn't bring us any luck either, the dozy cow!

I'll be quite happy if I never see her wearing a Villa shirt again.

Get it off your chest.

Get it off HER chest / heaving breasts

She's set us up for the booby prize.

It went tits up early doors.

[Tayls_7]

Oh and Selma Hayek didn't bring us any luck either, the dozy cow!

I'll be quite happy if I never see her wearing a Villa shirt again.

Get it off your chest.

Get it off HER chest / heaving breasts

She's set us up for the booby prize.

It went tits up early doors.

We held our own early on if mammary serves me correct.

[Richard E]

Lerner wants to sell. Nobody's buying football clubs any more. They know we're pissed off so we don't need to tell them. Etc.

Don't forget 'booing will lead to poor performances on the pitch.'

[LeeB]

Oh and Selma Hayek didn't bring us any luck either, the dozy cow!

I'll be quite happy if I never see her wearing a Villa shirt again.

Get it off your chest.

Get it off HER chest / heaving breasts

She's set us up for the booby prize.

It went tits up early doors.

We held our own early on if mammary serves me correct.

Gabby was (soapy tit) wank again.

[adrenachrome]

Oh and Selma Hayek didn't bring us any luck either, the dozy cow!

I'll be quite happy if I never see her wearing a Villa shirt again.

Get it off your chest.

Get it off HER chest / heaving breasts

She's set us up for the booby prize.

It went tits up early doors.

We held our own early on if mammary serves me correct.

We held our own alright, and who wouldn't with the Salma's delights on display, but we should have let go of them and concentrated on the match.

[Tayls_7]

Oh and Selma Hayek didn't bring us any luck either, the dozy cow!

I'll be quite happy if I never see her wearing a Villa shirt again.

Get it off your chest.

Get it off HER chest / heaving breasts

She's set us up for the booby prize.

It went tits up early doors.

We held our own early on if mammary serves me correct.

We held our own alright, and who wouldn't with the Salma's delights on display, but we should have let go of them and concentrated on the match.

There were more tits on display than I could handle this afternoon.
Lerner out. What's that? He wants out? I won't mention it then.

[peter w]

Comfortably numb. Defeats don't even hurt anymore.

Sad but true. That we lost barely registers and it no longer ruins my weekend when we do lose. So, every cloud and all that.

[rougegorge]

I can't get the 'roll on' next season. After watching that lot, without a serious overhaul we'll be suffering humiliations in the championship.

The midfield is woeful and, no,  Veretout does not work hard. He, Westwood and Bacuna (despite a goal) offer nothing at this level.

The goals were eloquent of a calamitous season and the second was especially comical.

I wouldnt be unhappy to see them all leave but I wouldn't trust the club to sign anyone remotely good.

[olaftab]

I guess the problem is these modern footballers were going to be even less bothered after our Board decided to accept the inevitable and did nothing in January. The message was loud and clear we are not fighting anymore so our players have moved on from departure lounge to the the beach.
The shame is that we win one in the last 3/4 games and we would have been back in with a fighting chance. It's fucking depressingly dreadful all around.

[RichardBatchelor]

One of my best mates is a Stoke fan and this was his take on it;


We were poor, but you were awful. Okore was particularly bad. Lescott and Hutton showed flashes of potentially being (or having been, I suppose) good players. Gabby looked massive (his arse is huge), but was still quite fast in bursts. But he was getting zero service or help and seemed to lose interest in the second half. Your midfield was non-existent as far as I could tell. I hadn't even noticed Bacuna was on the pitch until they announced it was him who'd scored.

Our second goal was right in front of where we sit. Your defenders just seemed to stop and watch Arnie CHEST it in. Stoke were bad on the day, and would have struggled against a better team.

Your fans were noisy pretty much all the way through - defiant. They also seemed to be supporting the team rather than having a go at them or the board, which was what I was expecting. Quite impressive.

That was the view from the Boothen End, anyway...

[aj2k77]

I expect a few of the players will be looking for the next ship to desert to. Mind on the job? Not at all.

[four fornicholl]

My son came home about an hour ago and pronounced "were down now dad,arent we?"
"No were not!" was my reply,
I think I maybe getting a visit from the men in white coats tomorrow,but I still cant accept it yet!

[postal]

We know its relegation, and it will be a relief when it happens, as it will also stop pundits etc stating the bleeding obvious.

The team knows it too, and thats why there is no commitment. And if they can't fight for the club, why do it for the manager (professional?)

The manager knows this, so why not take digs at the players, or club, that, he is unlikely to be there next season.

The next season, will be painful, but gives a chance to start again, rebuild and return to the PL in a couple of years, stronger and wiser for it.

[PeterWithesShin]

According to their fanzine site Butland reported to the ref after the game that he had coins thrown at him.

[Billy Walker]

We know its relegation, and it will be a relief when it happens, as it will also stop pundits etc stating the bleeding obvious.

The team knows it too, and thats why there is no commitment. And if they can't fight for the club, why do it for the manager (professional?)

The manager knows this, so why not take digs at the players, or club, that, he is unlikely to be there next season.

The next season, will be painful, but gives a chance to start again, rebuild and return to the PL in a couple of years, stronger and wiser for it.

I can't see us being any stronger or wiser if Randy Lerner is still running the show, alas.