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Offline conman

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #540 on: March 15, 2016, 02:15:17 PM »
To be carried inside a folded up newspaper, secret agent style
good thinking , they will never look in there . I might do that too

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #541 on: March 15, 2016, 02:23:35 PM »
To be carried inside a folded up newspaper, secret agent style

Last year at Headingley I had a magazine taken from me on the way in as "it isn't one of the recognised sponsors". I argued with him until I lost the will to live and pointed out a bloke with a copy of the Mail allowed entry and I was fairly certain they weren't official sponsors either.

Offline SashasGrandad

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #542 on: March 15, 2016, 02:25:37 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!

Offline conman

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #543 on: March 15, 2016, 02:28:00 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!
yes that would be a natural progression as they are already asking us to open our jackets at the turnstiles

Offline Des Little

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #544 on: March 15, 2016, 03:53:43 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!

Why not?  We're all getting shafted regardless

Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #545 on: March 15, 2016, 05:28:56 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!

That's the standard formation of Villa's midfield

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #546 on: March 15, 2016, 05:52:45 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!

That's the standard formation of Villa's midfield

Maybe we should sign Ben Dover and pay him in the hole.

Offline dicedlam

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #547 on: March 15, 2016, 06:23:10 PM »
Unless they take your trousers down I can't see them locating banners.

Perhaps we should all approach the turnstiles with our trousers round our ankles!

That's the standard formation of Villa's midfield

Maybe we should sign Ben Dover and pay him in the hole.

Where's Mick McCarthy when you need him?

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #548 on: March 16, 2016, 09:25:52 AM »

Offline class-of-82

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #549 on: March 16, 2016, 07:50:28 PM »
Play in the hole?
Barry hole

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #550 on: March 18, 2016, 07:08:47 AM »
Appreciate Man Yoo supporters showing solidarity by all leaving the ground last night on the 74th minute.

Offline in exile

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #551 on: March 19, 2016, 03:49:54 PM »
Sorry if it's been mentioned before but I don't think it has - beach balls, hundreds of them.
Small enough to go in your pocket when deflated, blow 'em up and lob 'em onto the pitch at a given time...BALLS TO LERNER

Offline in exile

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #552 on: March 20, 2016, 10:55:58 AM »
OR stay in the ground

Offline UK Redsox

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #553 on: March 20, 2016, 01:32:36 PM »
To be carried inside a folded up newspaper, secret agent style

Last year at Headingley I had a magazine taken from me on the way in as "it isn't one of the recognised sponsors".

That'll teach you for trying to take in a copy of Big Jugs when everybody know that Asian Babes are the main sponsors

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Out the door on 74
« Reply #554 on: March 22, 2016, 05:13:14 PM »
Asian Babes would probably beat Worcestershire.

 


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