The day started so well. Mrs Rico was in particularly generous good form and then you bastards well and truly shafted us. Not one of you should ever wear the claret and blue again.
I'm typing this on Thursday and I'm sure I'm not the only one who still feels upset at what happened. I've been grumpy all week, told a customer to fuck off and generally been bad tempered all week.
Mrs Rico said what's up with you, and it finally occurred to me yesterday: that bunch of c**ts pro porting to be Villa players have well and truly fucked up my karma! Bastards the lot of ya! As for you Mr Lescott- you ain't no Villa fan!