Captions for Micah

[luke:lamf]

Remi: "Micah, see that stick ? Stand there, don't move. That is your place"
Micah: "But boss, the ball is 40 yards away, please let me charge out to get it"
Remi: "No, stay there."
Micah (panting like a Labrador): "Please boss, please let me get it, please, there's no danger, I promise..."

[Rudy Can't Fail]

"I told Remi I don't want to be a right back. He told me I could be a sweeper. Now remind me again where I need to stick this broom?"

[CT Villan]

"Absent-minded lollipop man Meekah Richards forgets the top of his lollipop, but still manages to perfect his Idrissa Gana impression."

Snap up match tickets

[Mister E]

"Maybe stroking my admittedly large pole before a game is not good for my energy levels or concentration, but - man! - does it feel good!"

[Mister E]

"My Granddaddy showed me how to use a blow pipe and I'm going to use it to sedate Jamie Vardy this evening".

[Morleys left boot]

"Me and  my friend  Gestede "

[Bad English]

"I know I deserve this stick but we're trying".

[brian green]

Whaddya mean my Mensa subscription is overdue?

[rob_bridge]

I'm a complete wanker snake leech but I don't care fans on my 50k a week. Shove this up your arse you fucking dicks.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

alternatively ...

I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper

beat me to it

[Rudy Can't Fail]

alternatively ...

I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper

Bugger. Beat me too, Steve.

[Nunkin1965]

Garde " Micah. When I said "relay" I meant pass on the message to the players."

Richards "Oh"