VILLA ON MASTERMIND!

[SashasGrandad]

The other specialist subjects are Scottish pop music 1980-99, the history of the German Democratic Republic and ceramic designer Clarice Cliff.

Another 3 things that are no longer producing the goods! 

[DaveD]

"During the 2015-16 season, what basic skill did Aston Villa players fail to do?"
"uhhh... pass"
"Correct".

Ha ! Like it. Have a Two Ronnies badge...

[TopDeck113]

The other specialist subjects are Scottish pop music 1980-99, the history of the German Democratic Republic and ceramic designer Clarice Cliff.

Imagine a scenario where they get the answer cards mixed-up, but the answers were still correct:

"What are owner Randy Lerner's feelings about the club's current plight?"
"Oblivious."
"Correct."

"During the period 2010 - 2016, Villa fans would describe the typical match day experience as a what?"
"Lost Weekend"
"Correct."

"What advice would Villa fans offer Reme Garde about the current first team?"
"Rip it up and start again."
"Correct."

"The collective mismanagement of the club in recent years can be attributed to what?"
"Simple minds."
"Correct."

[Richard]

Very good TopDeck

[Legion]

"During the 2015-16 season, what basic skill did Aston Villa players fail to do?"
"uhhh... pass"
"Correct".

Very good.

[Flamingo Lane]

"Fans of Aston Villa most commonly describe their owner as a what?"

"Big Country".

[TopDeck113]

"Prior to January 2016 what had been missing in Villa fans' opposition to the running of the club?"
"Hue and cry."
"Correct"

"When did that change?"
"Since yesterday."
"Correct."

[CT Villan]

It has to be David Cameron, right ? A veritable walking encyclopedia on all things West Ham Villa

[joe_c]

Jumping on TopDeck's Bandwagon(esque)

"How would you describe Aston Villa's current league position?"
"In A Hole"
"Correct"

"What would the reaction be to the immediate sale of the club to a commited investor?"
"I Could Be Happy"
"Correct"

"If someone told you Aston Villa were capable of avoiding relegation, what would you suggest they had taken?"
"Serious Drugs"
"Correct"

[Lizz]

These posts have made me smile, which is a rare event reading this site lately.

[TopDeck113]

"Name a career option available to Rudy Gestede on leaving Aston Villa?"
"Fairground Attraction."
"Correct."

[brian green]

What were Clarice Cliff's last works?
Ron Vlaars legs and Adama Traore's feet
Correct

[brian green]

What was the staple diet of the poor of East Germany?

The Mark Bunn

Correct

[four fornicholl]

"describe gabby, nzog and gestede"
"a jug, a plate and a coffeepot"
correct

[CT Villan]

"What is the biggest thing Aston Villa have lost over the past 5 years ?"
"Dignity"
"Correct"

"How would you best describe Villa's current position ?"
"Driftwood"
"Correct"

"What was Remi Garde's reply to Tom Fox and Paddy Reilly when asked what he needed during the January transfer window ?"
"All I need is Everything"
"Correct"

"What were Tom Fox's parting words at the end of the last AGM ?"
"Would I lie to you ?"
"Correct"