Players You'd Have Who We've FU**ed off

[brian green]

Plus the fact that El Vipero in the course of making good with us was always a red card waiting to happen. His five year gestation period with us never included a time when he was a rock of dependability.

[Clampy]

That Gana Gueye is a disappointment, isn't he? All those You Tube videos hailing his Lion spirit and he's anonymous.

He's another one that came in, looked technically good and then had it coached out of him at the Villa.
What the fuck goes on on that training pitch?

Probably never that good in the first place in reality.

Of course not.  Maybe we should pay him a bit more to make sure that it's at least the going rate and everything will be hunky dory again.

Or maybe we didn't pay enough for him which proves he must be shit.  Oh, hang on, that doesn't quite work in this case.

Maybe, just maybe we've brought in a decent player that's going through a tough patch.  Christ it took slither boy the best part of 5 years to start looking like a professional footballer.  But he was signed buy by the blessed saint Martin so there was never any question of him being shit was there?

Sometimes you have to give foreign players a while to settle. Midfielders seem to take a bit longer than others. He started well enough but like VID says, maybe he's going through a rough patch and lacking in confidence. It would hardly be a surprise the way the season has gone.

[mr underhill]

which, given his reputation before joining, makes Ayew's contribution and all round commitment to the cause, all the more commendable.

[JasonStevens]

Gareth Barry

[bobcat]

Gary Cahill
Craig Gardner
Shaun Maloney
Peter Crouch
Peter Whittingham
Marc Albrighton

[Dave]

Sign him up

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