Sunderland v Aston Villa - Pre Match Thread

[RichardBatchelor]

1-0 to Sunderland in a match as ugly as Satan's rectum.

[Skerra]

I see we now have 33% of deluded people or, less harsh, having watched us play this season. If anyone suffers from insomnia, I suggest you get in quick for a ticket to our next home match. The Stewards are very good as they will wake you up at the time that you request to be woken!!

[Gareth]

                Guzan
Richards Okore Lescott Clark
         Gana.   Gardner
  Bacuna Traore Grealish
              Gestede

Subs
Bunn, Ilori, Crespo, Lyden, Sinclair, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy

[Des Little]

A feast of open, attacking and skilful football.

0-0

[timeoutbigbar]

Hope for an away win, more for those poor loyal fools going all that way.  I won't hold my breath.

2-0 Sunderland.

[tony scott]

2 : 0 Until we change some the players we won't win ,confidence totally shot in present squad (with the exception of Bunn)

[CT]

The last three games have extinguished my hope.

We'll do well to get nil with the "first team".

Play the reserves / kids, we have nothing to lose.

[paulcomben]

Danny Graham is the worst striker in the Premier League, so Westwood will lose the ball to Cattermole who will pass to Graham, Clark will fall on his arse, Richards will be out of position & Graham will score. At least 3 times.

[Goldie.7]

If we turn up we might be able to grind out a really pathetic 0-0.

Can't see it though, so I'll go for the most obvious result... 1-0 them.

[Clampy]

Danny Graham is the worst striker in the Premier League, so Westwood will lose the ball to Cattermole who will pass to Graham, Clark will fall on his arse, Richards will be out of position & Graham will score. At least 3 times.

Good job Westwood is out then.

[Legion]

No Westwood? Injured or banned?

[achilles]

No Westwood? Injured or banned?

Banned, picked up yellow card against Norwich!

[manic-road]

Lose 1-0 bah humbug.

[Legion]

Starting XI:

Oh, FFS.

Idiot.
Fool.
Awful.
Deary, deary me.

What was that supposed to be?
Christ almighty.
Oh dear.
Whoops!

Did he really miss that?
It beggars belief.

[oswald funkletrumpet]

                Guzan
Richards Okore Lescott Clark
         Gana.   Gardner
  Bacuna Traore Grealish
              Gestede

Subs
Bunn, Ilori, Crespo, Lyden, Sinclair, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy

gardner? lol