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Offline Jivi lee

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2015, 11:43:28 PM »
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2015, 11:45:13 PM by Jivi lee »

Offline Dave

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2015, 11:48:46 PM »
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

For Villa? Very long.

About as long as the odds for this site going a month without a dull Albion fan signing up to help him deal with his dull inferiority complex.

Offline Jivi lee

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2015, 11:55:04 PM »
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

For Villa? Very long.

About as long as the odds for this site going a month without a dull Albion fan signing up to help him deal with his dull inferiority complex.
Very out of order young Dave. We need to keep our nerve and ridiculous comments like that are the sign of the jitters, squeeky bum time yes but keep the faith!

Offline Des Little

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2015, 11:57:00 PM »
Gary, be a love and give the bab his Spectrum back.

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2015, 12:09:46 AM »
I've just looked on Oddschecker and Labrokes are offering Evens that Jivi lee has got a really tiny cock.


Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2015, 01:04:44 AM »
Viral warts, and herpes are odds on. Don't bet against the dreaded Gono or the big Syph. Guaranteed corrosion of the cerebral cortex.


Offline Villa in Denmark

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2015, 09:34:53 AM »
Viral warts, and herpes are odds on. Don't bet against the dreaded Gono or the big Syph. Guaranteed corrosion of the cerebral cortex.

I didn't realise Rickety Lambert was strong with the force, but he's definitely gone over to the dark side.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2015, 09:50:58 AM »
Since when did Smethwick get the Internet?.
...get you!!! Solihull!!! 'aka I have a couple of quid'

I know, Ar. I'm considerably richer than yow

...and I get out of the bath for a piss.



I prefer a shower, far more hygienic. Back on topic does anyone know the odds for going down and winning the cup? Cheers in advance.

You piss in your shower?

Offline Bad English

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2015, 11:43:21 AM »
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2015, 12:02:39 AM »

You piss in your shower?

Don't you?

Offline olaftab

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2015, 01:42:48 AM »
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Offline Louzie0

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2015, 01:51:46 AM »
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.

Offline robbo1874

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2015, 01:52:42 AM »
Bless them- Best season in decades and our shittest, and that's the best trolling they can come up with?

Offline olaftab

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2015, 01:59:18 AM »
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.
Oh good in that case I also have a wet room😀

Offline Louzie0

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Re: Odds To Go Down
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2015, 02:00:57 AM »
I have a wet room. Is it acceptable to piss in it while showering?
Wet room? Is that a posh name for French squat loo?

Conservatory with a leak.
Oh good in that case I also have a wet room😀
So have I!

 


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