Newcastle vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[four fornicholl]

we need events of biblical proportions to save us now
floods haven't helped
neither did that fkn plague of frogs

[SamTheMouse]

There is no hope.

[jwarry]

I'm afraid that didn't work Remi. Westwood pointless not a clue what his job was. Time to go for it as they are no better than we are

[PeterWithesShin]

"The pitch isn't conducive to good football, then again it never is for Aston Villa"

[Desontheholte]

Merry bastard Christmas!! Absolute tripe again! I'm off to the fridge to get mullered!

[andyh]

I just cannot put into words how thoroughly pissed off I am watching this absolute shite.

Why can't they see they need to play with more pace.
Why can't they see they need to show more passion and desire.
What can't Sinclair EVER risk getting hurt by going in for a challenge or attacking a cross.
Why does every game see the opposition defence have an absolute cakewalk, piece of piss easy game.

Just why?

[ez]

Well that was rubbish.

[Risso]

Absolute garbage.  And I have to say Garde is looking like he's just as clueless as Sherwood to be honest.  The line up today is absolute Blues.

[Hillbilly]

Relegated before Christmas. Dear. Oh. Dear.

[kippaxvilla2]

I don't want to worry you all but we haven't won in 28 games after being behind at Half Time.

[pauliewalnuts]

We've got to take Sanchez off.

He's like some sort of random number generator hooked up to a robot leg, sending the ball in a randomly selected direction every time it comes near him. Gives it away so much.

[Toronto Villa]

Lescott is an astonishingly bad defender.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Get Sinclair and Westwood off. We need to at least look like scoring if we want anything from this game and right now an own goal is our biggest hope. Their defence looks well dodgy but we're doing nothing to test it.

Time for Gil and Adama. Not sure the pitch will suit their talents but we at least have to try something.

[Matt Collins]

I don't normally join the hyperbole but for a must win game that was shocking. Not committed enough and certainly not organised enough. It's also not working at all upfront. Sinclair has had far too much game time for me this season given his performances

Sanchez and Sinclair for Gil and Adama. We haven't got much to lose have we?

[RonBurgundy]

I'm starting to despise my addiction to the Villa. It's twisted my joy of the game in general so i can't face watching any other games but our own. I know the final score is going to be in Newcastle's favour yet i'll watch the second half in all its impotent grimness because i can't bring myself to walking away from this.
It's come to doing a rain dance in the front room. Oh Villa, one day, one day, we will remember what we are.