Caption competition (Just for fun)

[Legion]

[The Man With A Stick]

"Duck"

[oswald funkletrumpet]

its a what? a football? no you've got me there

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

"One: take up position.
Two: get hands ready.
Three: keep eye on the ball.
What's Four again?"

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

The Man Who Stares At Goals.

[Tayls_7]

I used to wonder why footballs look bigger the closer they get? Then it struck me.

[Singapore Villa]

"Thank fuck it is coming in the air so I don't need to try and kick it"

[avfc_1874]

"If I stare at it for too long, I'll go blind"

[Malandro]

Teflon man 2015

[cdbearsfan]

"Just focus on the orange dot. It'll all be okay if I focus on the orange dot."

[Smirker]

"Duck"

 

[asgpaul]

"Use the force Brad.....!"

[Villa in Denmark]

I used to wonder why footballs look bigger the closer they get? Then it struck me.

Like.

[Villa in Denmark]

Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!

[phantom limb]

Hadoken!