Ex legend joins Wolves

[Villa in Denmark]

I don't think I could stand that.

[brian green]

Thomas Holte was a man of action and high temper who killed his cook for not having his dinner ready on time. Grant might do the latter but does not appear to have the man of action DNA strand.

[dave.woodhall]

Thomas Holte was a man of action and high temper who killed his cook for not having his dinner ready on time. Grant might do the latter but does not appear to have the man of action DNA strand.

Excuse me but he did not kill his cook. He was tried and found not guilty, albeit with a recommendation not to do it again.

[brian green]

Sorry Dave, you know what my memory is like. I was sure I read Sir Thomas on return from hunting took his sword and "cleave the cook from brow to nape".  It must have been Doug Ellis and Ron Saunders.

[dave.woodhall]

Sorry Dave, you know what my memory is like. I was sure I read Sir Thomas on return from hunting took his sword and "cleave the cook from brow to nape".  It must have been Doug Ellis and Ron Saunders.

Let's just say justice was tempered with a lot more mercy than it is now. Particularly if you own the jury's houses.

[brian green]

Am I allowed to refer to the trial of Oscar Pistorius to support that observation?

[old man villa fan]

and OJ.

[brian green]

Rosie the bulldog was clearly guilty though.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Would adding an "E" to his surname make any improvement ?

adding a few Es to his pre-match preparation might help.

[amfy]

Brilliantly, the commentator in pre-match warm up has just asked

'What does Grant Holt bring to the table?'

About 23 pies at a guess.

[mr underhill]

is he related to Mr Blobbyl? They look very similar nowadays.

[The Laughing Policeman]

No one has ever seen Holt and Mr. Blobby together in the same room. So they must be one and the same.

[Villa in Denmark]

No one has ever seen Holt and Mr. Blobby together in the same room. So they must be one and the same.

Blimey, yet another reason to dislike Noel Edmunds.

[mr underhill]

Grant's actually covered in a pink and yellow pattern once he disrobes.

[Villa in Denmark]

Grant's actually covered in a pink and yellow pattern once he disrobes.

I know that it's Halloween and all, but there's no need for putting images like that into people's heads.

We can ask PWS for film recommendations for that kind of thing.