Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa - Pre match thread

[Stu]

Villa win, clearly.

[cdbearsfan]

Do we have to?

56-0.

[maigrait]

We'll dick around for a good 40 mins then capitulate just before half time. Then as we chase the game we leave gaps you could drive the team bus through and they score again.
Up steps kojak from the bench and slots three past them in as many minutes.
3 us 2 them.

Cue fans going wild and i can watch motd for the first time this season.

[Tayls_7]

I've gone all statistician and looked at current trends over what seems like my entire f##king lifetime and plumped for a home slaughter win. As long as it's a nice game played in the right spirit who cares.  Sorry, I'm trying to be strong, like a priest in Dublin's biggest lingerie department but the pressure is getting too much.

[silhillvilla]

Cue fans going wild and i can watch motd for the first time this season.

Even if we win 8-0 I bet you won't watch Motd

[Malandro]

Got to be our day. 0:2. Spurs look for new manager.

[Dave Pountney]

Here's a Random XI to start with:

Guzan

Amavi
Richards
Okore
Hutton

Gil
Grealish
Sinclair
Gana
Veretout

Ayew

That's what it should be, but if Big Kev is still in the dugout, this is what it probably will be:

Guzan

Hutton
Lescott
Richards
Richardson

Westwood
Sanchez
Gueye
Sinclair

Agbonlahor
Gestede.

[PeterWithesShin]

                         Kozak

Ayew   Gestede  Rushian-Hepburn Sinclair

           Crespo  Gabby Sinclair

      Okore                          Clark

                     Richards

[silhillvilla]

                         Kozak

Ayew   Gestede  Rushian-Hepburn Sinclair

           Crespo  Gabby Sinclair

      Okore                          Clark

                     Richards

Sinclair in midfield ! Wtf !

[PeterWithesShin]

Damn, I picked Sinclair twice!

[Villa in Denmark]

                         Kozak

Ayew   Gestede  Rushian-Hepburn Sinclair

           Crespo  Gabby Sinclair

      Okore                          Clark

                     Richards

Sinclair in midfield ! Wtf !

I know. How's he supposed to cover left back if he's in midfield?

[PeterWithesShin]

Grealish can be LB, problem solved!

[Des Little]

                         Kozak

Ayew   Gestede  Rushian-Hepburn Sinclair

           Crespo  Gabby Sinclair

      Okore                          Clark

                     Richards

Rush goalie? Like it

[Goldie.7]

5-2 for us, come on the Villa boys

With an Alan Wright screamer!

Ooh yeah!

[Goldie.7]

Delaney was also another quality player I miss.