Who do you want the next Villa manager to be?

[Villa in Denmark]

I'd rather have Jose Carreras as manager than that classless cock socket associated in any way shape or form with us.

[newtonsballs]

I'd rather have Jose Carreras as manager than that classless cock socket associated in any way shape or form with us.

How much would he cost?
Only a tenner

*gets coat and leaves*

[eric woolban woolban]

One of the long time porters at the fruit and veg market is called Fat Bob by everybody. Even his wife. He is immensely proud of his nickname because he used to be massively obese but fought the affliction and is now a tad fatter than Chris Froome and runs marathons for a hobby. Newcomers to the market get sniffy about our sizeist name for Bob but he would be terribly hurt if we stopped.

This needs it's own separate thread

[LTA]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

[Villa in Denmark]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

Don't confuse what they spout with considered opinion.

[Chris Jameson]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

If the finest brains in the pundit world think that then we'd best sack the idea and ask them which of their mates we should be appointing.

[Toronto Villa]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

If the finest brains in the pundit world think that then we'd best sack the idea and ask them which of their mates we should be appointing.

Actually the opposite. If the finest brains in the pundit world are of that opinion then we are probably doing the right thing. Let's put it this way, if we were hiring any one of their washed up British mates he'd be a far better appointment in their eyes, so their opinion counts for less than nothing.

[PaulWinch again]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

Well if they'd paid attention they'd know why he isn't here yet. Absolute quartet of cretins. They sum up the jingoistic nonsense spouted by the English media. Funnily enough their scorn makes me feel the appointment will succeed, because they know fuck all.

[pauliewalnuts]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

If there is any collection of people whose opinion I would trust on nothing, it is that bunch of moronic halfwits.

[Chris Jameson]

Paul Merson is possibly the thickest person to get a job on television. And yes I'm aware of Joey Essex.

[richard moore]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

Sigh. Just why do you watch such utter shite? And it's not even become shite recently. They have been spouting bollocks for, what, 10 years? Maybe longer? Soccer Saturday was one of the main reasons I cancelled Sky Sports and then Sky altogether.

[cdbearsfan]

I'm going out on a limb, but I'm guessing he watches to find out the latest football scores.

[Monty]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

They go to such lengths to make sure nothing is the fault of their fellow thick-as-whale-mince British ex-pros. Sherwood presides over an embarrassingly bad start? Must be the foreign players, and the signings committee, one of whom is also foreign. Villa hiring a non-Brit manager? Must be a disaster, he's foreign, why not hire one of our mates like Dwight Yorke or Glenn Hoddle?

[olaftab]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

I don't know who was on today but Nicholas, Merson, Dowie, Thompson?  A collective IQ of 10 between the lot of them.

[Villa in Denmark]

Soccer Saturday team were really scathing about Garde potentially coming in.   Said it's a joke appointment and questioned why he hasn't even come yet.

They go to such lengths to make sure nothing is the fault of their fellow thick-as-whale-mince British ex-pros. Sherwood presides over an embarrassingly bad start? Must be the foreign players, and the signings committee, one of whom is also foreign. Villa hiring a non-Brit manager? Must be a disaster, he's foreign, why not hire one of our mates like Dwight Yorke or Glenn Hoddle?

Oh the irony