Chelsea v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[KRS]

We'll start off well...we may even score a goal...but then they'll score from a well worked move, slicing our defence apart, followed by a set piece (or vice versa) and the capitulation will see Chelski come out comfortable winners. I doubt I'll even listen to the radio for this one...may be just checking my phone every 10 minutes to see if it still reads Chelsea 0 or not.

[ez]

Comfortable 3-0 to them. Get ready for plenty of close ups of Sherwood.

[Witton Warrior]

DOOOOOOOOOOM

I suggest Candlemass or My Dying Bride, maybe a bit of early Paradise lost

Mulch ;-)

[Taylor]

Can only see one result I'm afraid. Jose won't let this one slip.

[Deano's Mullet]

Annihilation - can see us being completely destroyed in this one. They need a win and we are dreadful. Four or five nil Chelsea.

[tony scott]

When your out of form and can't hit a barn door who you going to call?  3 : 1 Richards

[Villa in Denmark]

I do fear a pants down, bent over the table kind of f¤¤king here.

So all of that said we'll probably sneak a 1-0 win as a warm up for some sort of 5-3-2 / 4-6-0 mash up against Swansea that.

[silhillvilla]

Chelsea are 1/3 on , we are 15/2 .

[Des Little]

A good old fashioned 'Chelsea are back' 5-0 home win.

[silhillvilla]

With Jose back to his modest best shaking tim n Rays hands on 84 mins and disappearing down the tunnel.

[LukeJames]

We'll get dicked, Tim will play some bizarre formation that will leave us and Chelsea thinking wtf is he trying to do, he'll change the formation at half time by taking Lescott off, we'll be 3-0 down at this point, Chelsea will get their 4th just after half time and Tim will have a post Leicester brain wave, take off a forward and bring a midfielder on to shut up shop and protect what we have, Mourinho will go to shake Tims hand after 78 minutes, Tim will tell him too fuck off, plastic wankers who have endured a nightmare few weeks (they don't deserve that) will be waving their flags in joy, in the post match interview there will be a lot of speaking in the 3rd person. I think that's covered most of it.

[Toronto Villa]

I wonder if it is possible that the manager who loses of this game loses his job?

[OCD]

Anyone confident of being able to predict Sherwood's team and tactics for the game?

[silhillvilla]

I wonder if it is possible that the manager who loses of this game loses his job?

One club would be decisive, the other would dither and procrastinate for weeks.

[Sexual Ealing]

Anyone confident of being able to predict Sherwood's team and tactics for the game?

5-0-5 whilst flooding the midfield.