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Offline PeterWithe

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They do seem to be enjoying a few moral victories from last night. Meanwhile, i'm enjoying a real victory, not a made up one.

Yes they do seem to be in full retreat from everyone supporting them in Britains second most populous city to 'poor little plucky Blues'

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!

Offline Ads

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Erm, when were we clinging on?

Despite how bad we were in the first half, the Noses had one chance all game and were utter shite throughout.


Offline LukeJames

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!
They were so cringeworthy.
I miss last year's half time game, that was often the highlight of the game for me.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2015, 01:29:54 PM by LukeJames »

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What on earth are we doing taking the ball into the corners with 10 minutes left to play?  We were playing Blues, at home...not Barcelona on the pissing Nou Camp. 

And while I'm ranting, when we are clinging on to a 1-0 lead against lower league opposition at home, we're most certainly not 'taking the piss'.  That shit chant is best kept for the once in a lifetime occasion when we look like even we won't fuck it up.

Clinging on?

That's not what I saw.

Apart from that one chance they had, the second half was totally one sided.

I'd also prefer us to close out a win, using our brains once in a while than I would see us do our usual brainless gung ho throw it away thing.

Small Heath were gash and offered next to nothing. The reason there didn't seem to be such a quality gap in the first half was because Timmy had one of his brainfarts and decided we'd lump it long for 45 minutes, resulting in one of our worst halves in ages.

The second half was totally different, though, and there was only ever one team in it.


Offline Tom_Mc9?

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!

They were so bad they were good. Maybe. Whatever it was, as bad a mood I was in after the first half display before they started, I was laughing at the sheer shitness of them afterwards.

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I got quite interested when someone said there was some bongo videos being shown. Imagine my disappointment etc....

Offline rob_bridge

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I've noticed Bluenoses pretending not to be that disappointed with last night.
Honestly who are they trying to kid, it's bloody killing them.

Haven't mentioned it to any of the Neanderthals.

Why bother? Caught between keep em stewing when I mention beating them  in their Cup Final or ignoring them being most run of the mill results we'll have this year.

I'd rather disdainfully treat them as an irrelevance.

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What did you think of the game Savospit? I suppose the class of the history and £50m team shone through in the end. Did you go? Savo? Savo? Where has that lad gone?

You're selling us short there.  The first nose I heard on the WM phone-in on the way home after the game said that we already had a £50m team from last season and had added £40m in the summer making it a £90m side.  The very next one phoned up saying how proud she was of the Blues before signing off by saying that she was now "waiting to see who Villa get in the next round and come on Liverpool on Saturday".  Great stuff!!

I heard that, the maths they were doing were absurd.

"Do you think they looked £90m better than us, Franksy, do you?"

What embarrassing idiots.

Also, shout out for the droolers on SHA last night giving it large about smashing a window in a pub, and how they "took over" the Witton Arms, seemingly unaware of the police making it small Heath fans only.

Other than in the ground, I didn't see a single one of them all night, which was surprising what with them sitting where they wanted and what not.

They really are an absolute embarrassment

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Also, shout out for the droolers on SHA last night giving it large about smashing a window in a pub, and how they "took over" the Witton Arms, seemingly unaware of the police making it small Heath fans only.

Other than in the ground, I didn't see a single one of them all night, which was surprising what with them sitting where they wanted and what not.

They really are an absolute embarrassment
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I remember getting off a Putney Bridge when I went to see us play at Fulham and got herded into a pub by the Met. Must have been similar to taking the Witton Arms. All those West Londoners ran a mile.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Also, shout out for the droolers on SHA last night giving it large about smashing a window in a pub, and how they "took over" the Witton Arms, seemingly unaware of the police making it small Heath fans only.


And their keyboard warriors didn't even know which pub it was. They were claiming they did the Aston Tavern when it was the Manor Tavern. They really are sad bastards, although considering they still don't know where Sherlock Street is, it's hardly surprising they didn't know which pub it was.

Offline Witton Warrior

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!

Please get rid...
Did like the bloke giving the wanker sign though ;-)

Offline Bottom Right 89

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!

They were so bad they were good. Maybe. Whatever it was, as bad a mood I was in after the first half display before they started, I was laughing at the sheer shitness of them afterwards.
Ive seen some attrocities on that pitch at half time during the Dave Chance era but I'm with Tom after that first 45 minutes it was quite funny watching some of the miserablists having to bang pretend drums. Keep them, its a bit of fun for the kids. 

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Those half time bongos have to go

Cringeworthy!

They were so bad they were good. Maybe. Whatever it was, as bad a mood I was in after the first half display before they started, I was laughing at the sheer shitness of them afterwards.
Ive seen some attrocities on that pitch at half time during the Dave Chance era but I'm with Tom after that first 45 minutes it was quite funny watching some of the miserablists having to bang pretend drums. Keep them, its a bit of fun for the kids. 

Sod the kids they have Hercules and chips to entertain them, I want strippers and public executions at half time :)

Offline aj2k77

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I noticed Midlands Today this morning buried the football results. Call it paranoia but had the result been reversed I think it would have been the main story.

It almost was, too. Anyone watching the edition that went out just before 7am? According to the caption, it finished 1-1 last night.

Yes, I saw that. The noses will be moaning soon that they haven't given themselves enough tickets for the replay.

What replay?

Gabby was subbed 1-1
We spent more money 2-1
They had a chance 3-1

We we're comprehensively trounced last night. They've drawn Melchester Rovers in the next round in their head.

I fecking love it, the winding up today has been best served with a complete blasé attitude to last night, like another game against Notts County only less exciting because they bottled it and never really attacked us.

 


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