Football fans and the refugee crisis

[Malandro]

Has he gone or is at church?

Bloody iPad, stealing words

[Legion]

Does my head in aswell. Is there any way to turn it off?

[Chris Jameson]

Has he gone or is at church?

Bloody iPad, stealing words

Coming over here, stealing our words...

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

Apologies if already posted elsewhere:

[Doorbell]

Well, that was a mind bending page of unfiltered xenophobia.

Read an interesting article earlier about how extremists in European mosques would likely be weeded out by the coming Muslim refugees who are sick of their shizzle.

[Dave Cooper please]

I will go with.
When the Syrians were mapping the heavens and mastering algebra our ancestors were painting their arses with woad. Most of us have become civilized. You seem to have rejected the process.

Are you not coming to my woad arse painting weekend then Brian?

[Malandro]

I will go with.
When the Syrians were mapping the heavens and mastering algebra our ancestors were painting their arses with woad. Most of us have become civilized. You seem to have rejected the process.

Are you not coming to my woad arse painting weekend then Brian?

I planted some woad last year, no plans to paint my arse with it yet.

[brian green]

I will go anywhere for a woad in. Problem is my arse is so scrawny by the time I have got the Polyfilla on all the best woadsters are spoken for and I get a novice who thinks she is creosoting a shed. Never grow old lads. Old age is pants.

[LeeB]

I will go anywhere for a woad in. Problem is my arse is so scrawny by the time I have got the Polyfilla on all the best woadsters are spoken for and I get a novice who thinks she is creosoting a shed. Never grow old lads. Old age is pants.

It's funny how your mind works on these things, but I always had you down as a gentleman with a large derriere.

[brian green]

That's my wallet Lee.

[Risso]

I picture Brian as a bit like Richard Briers in The Good Life. Corduroys slightly worn from years of growing stuff in the garden, and a cravat.

[LeeB]

I picture Brian as a bit like Richard Briers in The Good Life. Corduroys slightly worn from years of growing stuff in the garden, and a cravat.

I think my image is more Marlon Brando, when he cops it playing with his grandson in the Godfather.

(sorry Bri, not wanting to tempt fate with that)

[joe_c]

Keep wight on to the end of the woad.

[Small Rodent]

I'm more of a 4x4 off-woader

[dave.woodhall]

Of all the posters on here Archie will have the best. He's got Woman woad (which sounds better than it reads).