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Offline PhilVill

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #945 on: April 20, 2016, 07:16:34 AM »
It was brilliant, wish I could squat like him, would help a great deal when caught short out on the hills... :)

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #946 on: April 20, 2016, 07:17:19 AM »
Ha!

Offline aj2k77

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #947 on: April 23, 2016, 05:45:30 PM »
If he were a horse he'd have been taken round the back of the North Stand and put out of his misery.

Online frank black

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #948 on: April 23, 2016, 05:47:56 PM »
Just turn your phone off Joleon. No accidental twattering please tonight

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #949 on: April 23, 2016, 09:49:41 PM »
I'm trying to think of a Villa player I've hated as much as him - there are a few I hate more when they left (Snake Delph and Rat-face Downing, you know who you are!) but I can't recall a Villa player I've hated this much whilst he's still pulling on the claret and blue.  Alpay runs him close but I'm not sure even he was this bad.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #950 on: April 23, 2016, 10:06:15 PM »
I don't hate Lescott.

I just wish we had signed the Lescott of a few years ago -ideally when he was leaving Wolves.

This 2016 version ain't much cop.  His legs have gone, but if we defended better as a unit, it wouldn't be so apparent.

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #951 on: April 23, 2016, 10:09:45 PM »
I could understand his legs going, but that doesn't explain his horrendous positional play, tendency to switch off on a regular basis, failure to win any tackle and the fact that any striker knows they can take him on and outmuscle him to come out the other side clean through.

Oh, and the fact he quite clearly doesn't give a fuck about the fans.

Offline BOB MANSFIELD

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #952 on: April 23, 2016, 10:23:32 PM »
He's no Paul McGrath, that's for sure. Even after a few, and with dodgy knees and no training....he still out-thought his opponents. Lescott is so slow his thinking hasn't caught up by the time the guy is past him.

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #953 on: April 23, 2016, 10:51:21 PM »
I don't hate Lescott.

I just wish we had signed the Lescott of a few years ago -ideally when he was leaving Wolves.

This 2016 version ain't much cop.  His legs have gone, but if we defended better as a unit, it wouldn't be so apparent.

Agreed. I can understand him not not giving a fuck about the fans after all the abuse he's taken. He still tries his best but his best is no longer good enough especially when we play a high line. As some wit said today, it's like he's running though custard. I've never understood why footballers think they need to be on social media apart from keeping in contract with their former teammates.

Offline Ads

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #954 on: April 23, 2016, 11:29:51 PM »
What's your legs got to.do with being yards off your man? Him and Richards are abysmal, with cunty attitudes to go with it.

Online itbrvilla

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #955 on: April 23, 2016, 11:31:46 PM »
What's your legs got to.do with being yards off your man? Him and Richards are abysmal, with cunty attitudes to go with it.
Can't argue with that.  Paid a fortune and people understand him not giving a fuck?! The guys taking us for chumps the piece of shit.

Online Toronto Villa

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #956 on: April 23, 2016, 11:34:39 PM »
His defending for the first was criminal. Long will never score an easier headed goal.

Offline mr-villa

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #957 on: April 24, 2016, 12:16:43 AM »
His defending for the first was criminal. Long will never score an easier headed goal.
What,  you mean on that clearly offside goal.  Long was stood a yard offside how the lino missed it is beyond me.

Offline JJ-AV

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #958 on: April 24, 2016, 08:13:44 AM »
Should probably never sign a centre-half that Pulis wants rid of. Especially one with his pedigree.

Offline Tony Erdington

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Re: Joleon Lescott - CONFIRMED
« Reply #959 on: April 24, 2016, 08:27:13 AM »
He's no Paul McGrath, that's for sure. Even after a few, and with dodgy knees and no training....he still out-thought his opponents. Lescott is so slow his thinking hasn't caught up by the time the guy is past him.

I don't like this post.

But to put the Lords name in with this pile of do do, is blasphemy of the highest order.

 


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