Joleon Lescott - GONE

[brian green]

Joleon Lescott - Come back Steve Hodge all is forgiven.

[Malandro]

Joleon Lescott - lets see where your girlfriend is in ten years time.

[mr underhill]

not with a bald broke Klingon. I mean, have you ever seen a bald broke Klingon?

[Jon Crofts]

Shouldn't this thread be renamed "Joleon Lescott - CONDEMNED"?

"Joleon Lescott - UNCONCERNED"?

CONFIRMED DICKHEAD

[Villa in Denmark]

Brian, we both forgot to allow for Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
The very act of making an observation changes the state of the observed system, hence the uncertainty of the validity of the observation.

Or to put it in layman's terms. That's why every time you look at him he looks like he hasn't got a bleeding clue.

[brian green]

You put me in a quandry VID.  Heisenberg is a brilliant chemist but he confused looking after his family with taking all kinds of shit from his goofy wife.  She should have been the one in the bathtub of hydrofluoric acid IMHO.

The uncertainty of my observation is predicated on my total lack of any kind of meaningful education.  I only know about the Sidwell Theorem because it was actually what was written on the blackboard in the corridor of MIT in Good Will Hunting.

[chrisw1]

You put me in a quandry VID.  Heisenberg is a brilliant chemist but he confused looking after his family with taking all kinds of shit from his goofy wife.  She should have been the one in the bathtub of hydrofluoric acid IMHO.

Brilliant Brian.  You've cheered me up.

[john e]

do we know with any authority yet what tweets he definitely sent and what were fake ?

[Legion]

The car one was 'accidental'. His mealy-mouthed apology was genuine. The other one was a spoof. I think.

[Chris Harte]

You put me in a quandry VID.  Heisenberg is a brilliant chemist but he confused looking after his family with taking all kinds of shit from his goofy wife.  She should have been the one in the bathtub of hydrofluoric acid IMHO.

Hydrofluoric acid would have been strong enough to eat the calcium in her bones, and would have caused her a long, painful death had she not been already, but it wouldn't have destroyed the corpse.

Back on Lescott, he was dumb enough to tweet that image. Does anything think he'll be dumb enough to park it in view of the public?

[john e]

The car one was 'accidental'. His mealy-mouthed apology was genuine. The other one was a spoof. I think.

so we basicaly have to decide whether the car photo was accidental or a fingers up to the fans
 it all depends which way we fall on that question as to how much of a baddie he is

[CT]

The car one was 'accidental'. His mealy-mouthed apology was genuine. The other one was a spoof. I think.

so we basicaly have to decide whether the car photo was accidental or a fingers up to the fans
 it all depends which way we fall on that question as to how much of a baddie he is

I reckon he did the car one as a big F you to everyone. Then came the backlash and his excuse a three year old wouldn't believe.

I'd hate to think what he would do if he wasn't such a staunch Villa man through and through.

[Chris Harte]

I reckon he did the car one as a big F you to everyone.

That's my take on it too.

We have such classy players at our club...

[Villa in Denmark]

The car one was 'accidental'. His mealy-mouthed apology was genuine. The other one was a spoof. I think.

so we basicaly have to decide whether the car photo was accidental or a fingers up to the fans
 it all depends which way we fall on that question as to how much of a baddie he is

Regardless of how big a baddie he is, he's a king size twat.

[olaftab]

Joleon Lescott - Come back Steve Hodge all is forgiven.

That is harsh.