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Online Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #195 on: August 31, 2015, 03:41:25 PM »
Catchy.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #196 on: August 31, 2015, 03:49:54 PM »
Pretty pleased with the song I've chosen for him, might need to change one or two or the lyrics but should be ok...
And must be sung by Dolly.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #197 on: August 31, 2015, 03:54:09 PM »
Pretty pleased with the song I've chosen for him, might need to change one or two or the lyrics but should be ok...
And must be sung by Dolly.

I don't know - cdvillafan is a big enough tit to get away with it.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #198 on: August 31, 2015, 04:03:10 PM »
Pretty pleased with the song I've chosen for him, might need to change one or two or the lyrics but should be ok...

"Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please don't take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Joleon

He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, Joleon

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Joleon

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Joleon

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Joleon

Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon
Please don't take him even though you can

Joleon, Joleon"


Are you Paul Franks in disguise?

Online LeeB

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #199 on: August 31, 2015, 04:17:14 PM »
Pretty pleased with the song I've chosen for him, might need to change one or two or the lyrics but should be ok...
And must be sung by Dolly.

Please, we don't need that fucknugget back in any way , shape or form.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #200 on: August 31, 2015, 05:15:38 PM »
Get yourself on those Troublesome Trucks Percy!!

Ha! I did!

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #201 on: August 31, 2015, 05:39:07 PM »
Back on topic, nothing at all on this deal today??

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #202 on: August 31, 2015, 05:40:49 PM »
Nothing will happen until tomorrow. Everyone from the Albion are at Weston-Super-Mare today.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #203 on: August 31, 2015, 06:45:16 PM »
Nothing will happen until tomorrow. Everyone from the Albion are at Weston-Super-Mare today.

Stourport.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #204 on: August 31, 2015, 06:56:09 PM »
I saw their bus turn into Drayton Manor Park earlier today and there was no sign of Berahino who is waiting outside the gates at White Hart Lane.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #205 on: August 31, 2015, 07:03:34 PM »
Nothing will happen until tomorrow. Everyone from the Albion are at Weston-Super-Mare today.

Stourport.

That must explain all the Ford Cortinas on the A449 when I came up earlier today.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #206 on: August 31, 2015, 07:19:31 PM »
Nothing will happen until tomorrow. Everyone from the Albion are at Weston-Super-Mare today.

Sourport.

Online LeeB

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #207 on: August 31, 2015, 07:53:16 PM »
Nothing will happen until tomorrow. Everyone from the Albion are at Weston-Super-Mare today.

Stourport.

That must explain all the Ford Cortinas on the A449 when I came up earlier today.
So they've ditched their hoss-n-carts then?

Offline Liam_Baggies

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #208 on: August 31, 2015, 09:46:47 PM »
Not sure how he will cope at yourselves personally.

At our place where attacking is frowned upon he excels because we're compact, organised and very rarely stretched so he is able to defend deep and defend well. From that point he is a good defender.

I look at the Villa backline and the way I think Sherwood will set you up and then raise questions about whether he is suitable. You're going to be more open, not as well organised and probably further up the pitch than we are. When Lescott is exposed you have a problem because his legs are going with his age - bloody Zamora out-sprinted him last season! Your new left-back looks a more attacking full back and that is going to leave Lescott exposed down the channels and at that point you will have problems. If Sherwood sets you up similar to ourselves then you have a good defender on your hands.

He's our highest earner and now 33 years of age - getting him off the books will appeal - especially when he has been replaced by a good defender who is younger than him.

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Re: Joleon Lescott
« Reply #209 on: August 31, 2015, 09:58:39 PM »
Great post Liam, thanks. Until replaced by a good defender lol!

 


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