Aston Villa vs Birmingham City Pre-Match Thread

[Des Little]

Have you got any pictures of Karren in that German away kit?


It's for a mate. Or something...

[QuintonVilla]

Have you seen the tits on her? She likes to get them out and have a play.

[Percy McCarthy]

Aston Villa and SHA married couple redecorate and divide room ahead of Capital One Cup derby...

I refuse to believe that any Villa fan with any moral fibre could marry a follower of the dark side like that. It's akin to being an ISIS jihadi bride.

I feel for the children.

Well, one of them anyway.

[LukeJames]

Have you seen the tits on her? She likes to get them out and have a play.

I wouldn't mind watching that, how much do you reckon would get me all the way?

[conman]

she used to answer the  0892 sex phone calls years ago on the daily sport or sunday sport when sullivan and gold owned it

[silhillvilla]

I simply cannot get excited about this game.

[Percy McCarthy]

in the late 70s i used to go out with a bird who sold pies and burgers in the kop by that big clock
i even went to a few blues matches with my blue nose brother and his mates so i could meet her straight after the match
and even stood in the kop for a villa blues match , so i could have a couple of free pies
then after the match i would meet my bird in the blues supporters club by that clock
they were all singing and dancing on the tables because they had beat us 5 times in a row
i went for a piss and one twat said to me great isnt it mate , beating the bastards 5 times in a row
then he says i still think the board should go  , what do you think and i said
dont give a shit mate i am a villa fan   ,, you should have seen his face

Great post.

[Villafirst]

I really hope Adama is fit for this one. He'll rip their full-back to shreds!! For me, massively frustrating him being injured, especially by some nobody from Notts fucking County!!!

[QuintonVilla]

Have you seen the tits on her? She likes to get them out and have a play.

I wouldn't mind watching that, how much do you reckon would get me all the way?

About a fiver should do it I reckon.


Silhill wait until Tuesday morning, you'll feel excited and nervous then. I'm the same but yesterday and how crap we were is still raw. By tomorrow night and Tuesday morning I'll be buzzing for it and the nerves will kick in. That's the difference between this and the Albion game, I know far more Albion fans than Blues but I don't get that feeling when we play Albion. That feeling in the pit of your stomach, dread, nerves, excitement. Can't wait until I'm in the lower North giving the noses plenty. Hope everyone in there, and the Witton and Trinity for that matter are right up for it. Blues have got 13,500 in the Holte so we won't include that.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Not a bad looking woman but a truly horrible person.

Know her personally?

[dave.woodhall]

Not a bad looking woman but a truly horrible person.

Know her personally?

I know enough who do.

[silhillvilla]

She is horrid, I can vouch for that.

[LukeJames]

Have you seen the tits on her? She likes to get them out and have a play.

I wouldn't mind watching that, how much do you reckon would get me all the way?

About a fiver should do it I reckon.

Aaagh, that's me fucked then.

[conman]

https://video-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xfa1/v/t42.1790-2/12022831_431239357081321_1401334209_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjU4OCwicmxhIjo2NDR9&rl=588&vabr=327&oh=ea765c3d16a9782f57898f23471b0e17&oe=55FF3296

[shirley_villan]

in the late 70s i used to go out with a bird who sold pies and burgers in the kop by that big clock
i even went to a few blues matches with my blue nose brother and his mates so i could meet her straight after the match
and even stood in the kop for a villa blues match , so i could have a couple of free pies
then after the match i would meet my bird in the blues supporters club by that clock
they were all singing and dancing on the tables because they had beat us 5 times in a row
i went for a piss and one twat said to me great isnt it mate , beating the bastards 5 times in a row
then he says i still think the board should go  , what do you think and i said
dont give a shit mate i am a villa fan   ,, you should have seen his face

Was she called Angie?