Aston Villa vs Birmingham City Pre-Match Thread

[PeterWithe]

He's deep undercover if he is, he's been moaning along with the rest of us for a while.

[LeeB]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

[cdbearsfan]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

Nose alert!

[john e]

andy1874 is no more a nose than I am

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Just to cheer things up a bit: I am reading "Triumphs of the Football Field narrated by Archie Hunter the Famous Villa Captain" and came across this bit this morning from 1878/79:
"in the match against the Small Heath Swifts we won by twenty-two goals to none; and some humourist fetched our goalkeeper, Copley, a chair to sit upon, as he had nothing at all to do..."

It's an omen! 

[LeeB]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

Nose alert!

Fucks sake! I'm skating on thin ice with this bastard pile of shite HTC phone

[john e]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

Nose alert!

Fucks sake! I'm skating on thin ice with this bastard pile of shite HTC phone

and I've seen the testicals tat on your left buttock

[LeeB]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

Nose alert!

Fucks sake! I'm skating on thin ice with this bastard pile of shite HTC phone

and I've seen the testicals tat on your left buttock

Kiss and tell, eh? No more pearl necklaces for you

[john e]

Yet another prick bluenose enters our midst

Not being able to spell disappointing was a give away.

It is ridiculous, you can spot them a mile off because off things like that. I mean this one looks like he's tried real hard to get it right, but generally you'd think English was their second language.

Nose alert!

Fucks sake! I'm skating on thin ice with this bastard pile of shite HTC phone

and I've seen the testicals tat on your left buttock

Kiss and tell, eh? No more pearl necklaces for you

oh well, i'l try and be more discreet

[Andy1874]

I do apologise for my horrific use of the English language. But calling me a nose is ridiculous.

Stating my disappointment at not selling out and suggesting we should do something regarding the upper stands.

Seems if we criticise, were now deemed a nose 

[silhillvilla]

We're

[Andy1874]

It's ok, I can blame the phone on that one 

[Stu]

Police Acadamy wasn't it?

Nah, the one where the pilot got stabbed and his bird thought he was doing a new dance move and was copying him.

dont mean to be pedantic Percy,

but the Blue oyster, was the gay club in police academy, and the stabbed dancer was Airplane , watched both films a lot.

You need to post more, Tony.

[Percy McCarthy]

It's ok, I can blame the phone on that one 

I think you mean you can blame that one on the phone.*

*Yes, I know it means the same thing.

[Pete3206]

andy1874 is no more a nose than I am

Agreed. I read nothing to suggest he's a nose.

Noses posts are bitter diatribes, disguised as banter. They're the ultimate sad sacks.