Aston Villa vs Birmingham City Pre-Match Thread

[pbavfckuwait]

Also has the Jag, Land Rover and Cadburys cancelled their night shifts for that night, thought if they were on shift,"It aint fair Tom" cant go I'm on nights.

[OzVilla]

Regency windows,
We can do it.

Don't just say we can do it,
come see us we'll prove it.

[LukeJames]

Washing machines live longer with calgon.

[FranzBiberkopf]

Leave it.Leave it. Leave it to Lee Long-lands.

[aev]

Drayton Manor Park and Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cdbearsfan]

After yesterday's nightmare, got through at ten past nine this morning and nice lady called Sue got us tickets in the Upper Holte.

[LukeJames]

After yesterday's nightmare, got through at ten past nine this morning and nice lady called Sue got us tickets in the Upper Holte.

What was that selling?

[joe_c]

Not sure if anyone else has done the maths but by my reckoning (on my Citizen SDC-4310 calculator for the number crunchers out there) 2,800 out of 42,682 represents a larger percentage allocation than 1,500 from 30,016 (using the capacity stated on the Wikipedia pages for each ground), 6.56% against 5% respectively so there really is very little cause for complaint on their part.

[Ads]

Didn't we argue the toss with them and were given an extra 300 tickets?

[Jimbo]

Look at it in terms of their last League Cup match attendance, which was 9,275 at home to Gillingham. 2,800 is approximately 30 per cent of that attendance - 30 fucking per cent - so they really have nothing to complain about at all. The tramps.

[Des Little]

They have plenty to complain about.  And rightly so.  Shit team, shit ground, crooked owners, Villa supporting manager, chav fan base, massive chip on shoulder/complex/obsession with us to name but a few.

Breaks yer 'art tom.

[aj2k77]

I wonder what it feels like to be a nose, visiting our ground. I'd imagine it would be like entering a changing room and some bloke next to you whips out a massive dong from his pants whilst undressing, whilst you're packing a chipolata, the envy, self loathing and hatred kicks in and the only thing you can make fun about is one of his socks has a small hole in them.

The life of a nose, always in the shadow.

[glasses]

I wonder what it feels like to be a nose, visiting our ground. I'd imagine it would be like entering a changing room and some bloke next to you whips out a massive dong from his pants whilst undressing, whilst you're packing a chipolata, the envy, self loathing and hatred kicks in and the only thing you can make fun about is one of his socks has a small hole in them.

The life of a nose, always in the shadow.

It may be a massive dong, but we've had trouble keeping it up for a while now!

[Hookeysmith]

I wonder what it feels like to be a nose, visiting our ground. I'd imagine it would be like entering a changing room and some bloke next to you whips out a massive dong from his pants whilst undressing, whilst you're packing a chipolata, the envy, self loathing and hatred kicks in and the only thing you can make fun about is one of his socks has a small hole in them.

The life of a nose, always in the shadow.

Excellent - just sprayed my pc with apple

[LeeS]

I wonder what it feels like to be a nose, visiting our ground. I'd imagine it would be like entering a changing room and some bloke next to you whips out a massive dong from his pants whilst undressing, whilst you're packing a chipolata, the envy, self loathing and hatred kicks in and the only thing you can make fun about is one of his socks has a small hole in them.

The life of a nose, always in the shadow.

Bravo. sir