Aston Villa vs Birmingham City Pre-Match Thread

[peter w]

Like the dimmest of playground antagonists, they will pick on any aspect of our club's culture or personality, and attempt, witlessly, to turn it against us.

We have influence outside the boundaries of north Birmingham, so therefore they will proclaim "Da vile ent proppa Brummiz cus they fram Wussta an' Lishfield an' Glossta, ennit?" while they wait for the bus back to Solihull.

Don't they understand the reason why few outside the slums of south Birmingham support them is because they are an irrelevance, totally insignificant in the world of football, and utterly repulsive to all sane human beings? Or the reason why most of their fans are Brummies is simply because they had the misfortune to be born into a whoop of shit-hurling south Birmingham sub-chimps, and that no outsider would ever choose to be a part of that sorry scene?

"Da vila are historians," because Villa have actually achieved things in their 140-year history; and yet since the knuckledraggers fluked a cup in the last decade, they've suddenly all become scholars themselves.

"Da Vile play in pink an' baby blue," which, with such sensitivity to colour, makes them sound like simian Laurence Llewelyn Bowens.

"Da Zulus will batta da vile," because that's what it's all about, football, having a crew of sad, bald, astonishingly thick 50-year-old apes in tacky sports gear, jumping up and down on the spot, hitting families with children as they pass by.

I've never come across such a pathetic troop of dimwitted cretins, consumed with bitterness and jealousy, so utterly obsessed with their illustrious neighbours, in my life.

The morons.

To be taken and used on my facebook page...

[john e]

Like the dimmest of playground antagonists, they will pick on any aspect of our club's culture or personality, and attempt, witlessly, to turn it against us.

We have influence outside the boundaries of north Birmingham, so therefore they will proclaim "Da vile ent proppa Brummiz cus they fram Wussta an' Lishfield an' Glossta, ennit?" while they wait for the bus back to Solihull.

Don't they understand the reason why few outside the slums of south Birmingham support them is because they are an irrelevance, totally insignificant in the world of football, and utterly repulsive to all sane human beings? Or the reason why most of their fans are Brummies is simply because they had the misfortune to be born into a whoop of shit-hurling south Birmingham sub-chimps, and that no outsider would ever choose to be a part of that sorry scene?

"Da vila are historians," because Villa have actually achieved things in their 140-year history; and yet since the knuckledraggers fluked a cup in the last decade, they've suddenly all become scholars themselves.

"Da Vile play in pink an' baby blue," which, with such sensitivity to colour, makes them sound like simian Laurence Llewelyn Bowens.

"Da Zulus will batta da vile," because that's what it's all about, football, having a crew of sad, bald, astonishingly thick 50-year-old apes in tacky sports gear, jumping up and down on the spot, hitting families with children as they pass by.

I've never come across such a pathetic troop of dimwitted cretins, consumed with bitterness and jealousy, so utterly obsessed with their illustrious neighbours, in my life.

The morons.

Still not as bad as Brummie Reds though

[ADVILLAFAN]

It will give me the chance to mention to every Bluenose how their manager is a Villa fan. They pretend it doesn't wind them up, but you can tell it really eats away at them.

[Jockey Randall]

It will give me the chance to mention to every Bluenose how their manager is a Villa fan. They pretend it doesn't wind them up, but you can tell it really eats away at them.

Apparently our Gary thinks it's going to be 'very evenly matched' between the sides. Surprising as I thought he might try and play down their expectations a bit.

[saunders_heroes]

Like the dimmest of playground antagonists, they will pick on any aspect of our club's culture or personality, and attempt, witlessly, to turn it against us.

We have influence outside the boundaries of north Birmingham, so therefore they will proclaim "Da vile ent proppa Brummiz cus they fram Wussta an' Lishfield an' Glossta, ennit?" while they wait for the bus back to Solihull.

Don't they understand the reason why few outside the slums of south Birmingham support them is because they are an irrelevance, totally insignificant in the world of football, and utterly repulsive to all sane human beings? Or the reason why most of their fans are Brummies is simply because they had the misfortune to be born into a whoop of shit-hurling south Birmingham sub-chimps, and that no outsider would ever choose to be a part of that sorry scene?

"Da vila are historians," because Villa have actually achieved things in their 140-year history; and yet since the knuckledraggers fluked a cup in the last decade, they've suddenly all become scholars themselves.

"Da Vile play in pink an' baby blue," which, with such sensitivity to colour, makes them sound like simian Laurence Llewelyn Bowens.

"Da Zulus will batta da vile," because that's what it's all about, football, having a crew of sad, bald, astonishingly thick 50-year-old apes in tacky sports gear, jumping up and down on the spot, hitting families with children as they pass by.

I've never come across such a pathetic troop of dimwitted cretins, consumed with bitterness and jealousy, so utterly obsessed with their illustrious neighbours, in my life.

The morons.

Still not as bad as Brummie Reds though

Brummie Reds are Bluenoses in disguise. Always have been.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I only hope that the club ready themselves to clean up the drool their pathetic following leave in the ground.
Twats and fuckbuckets to a man.

[Dmaund86]

Dread has turned to excitement .... we're going to win this well.

We have too many individual players that can hurt them in different ways (Adama, Grealish, Gestede) for us not to win this.

They look well drilled and organised, but they aren't exactly pulling up trees like their fans seem to suggest.

My main worry is Tim's approach. If he shows them no respect and goes gung ho in some attempt to make a name for himself by smashing them then we could get caught out. They counter relatively well from what I've seen of them so playing no holding midfielder for example could be suicide.

My prediction, 3-1 Villa. Jack to score at the Holte.

[lordmcgrath5]

The standard of literacy on their forum is genuinely shocking - yet another area in which we are infinitely superior versus the knuckledraggers.

But I did like this unwittingly accurate comment from a nose calling himself "Tilton Shark"

"We can still be that shambles".

Oh yes you can! KRO!!

[McGraths Dry Cleaning]

Groan........the one day of the year that I have something work related in London that I can't get out of........

[cheltenhamlion]

"Just take your private jet there, you poncey Cockney twat" said Tom Ross.

[Stirchley Villain]

Thank God Lambert isn't still in charge. We'd have to give this one up before we even kicked off. Mind you, we wouldn't have got past Notts County...  so it would have been a moot point.

[Pete3206]

Thank God Lambert isn't still in charge. We'd have to give this one up before we even kicked off. Mind you, we wouldn't have got past Notts County...  so it would have been a moot point.

We'd also be in the same division as the rags.

[silhillvilla]

Are they likely to have the usual away end + upper North?

[andyh]

19 friggin pages for a game that is over 3 weeks away.

They ain't that fucking important are they ?

[silhillvilla]

19 friggin pages for a game that is over 3 weeks away.

They ain't that fucking important are they ?

No but posts such as yours and my response simply add to the page count