Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[silhillvilla]

whats Clark doing goal 1?

[Ads]

And another thing, that was the hottest game since Leicester away in 1996. Sweet baby Jesus but it was warm.

[pauliewalnuts]

I forgot to say; drums and goal music should mean we pick up three points by default, as Palace are deducted 10000 points, the ground bull dozed and the ground sown with salt, their fans sold into slavery as punishment, every historical reference of them expunged, with all merchandise and memorabilia in their name to be incinerated.

Not to mention the fucking cheerleaders.

Horrible plastic club.

[hipkiss92]

Kozak's performance against Forest makes Gabby look like Lionel Messi. I quote the Woodhall theorem. The less a player plays the higher his reputation. While we are fantasising about a player recovering from an horrendous injury and a year out of action, why not go the whole hog and bring back Tonev to give us attacking width and fire power?

And a handy bit of racism.

[olaftab]

Terrible play by Amavi trying to do go past a player in that position with 3 mins to go.

[silhillvilla]

Terrible play by Amavi trying to do go past a player in that position with 3 mins to go.

And it was cart horse Scott Dann who robbed him! Shocking
From the highlights we looked absolutely abysmal

[garyshawsknee]

Was awful by Amavi. Don't think Guzan did him any favour.

[Monty]

Terrible play by Amavi trying to do go past a player in that position with 3 mins to go.

And it was cart horse Scott Dann who robbed him! Shocking
From the highlights we looked absolutely abysmal

Yes, shock horror, he was tackled by a specialist defender! Unbelievable.

[Chris Jameson]

From the highlights we looked absolutely abysmal

It's an improvement on last season if there were highlights.

[silhillvilla]

From the highlights we looked absolutely abysmal

It's an improvement on last season if there were highlights.

1st half highlights was basically the drinks break

[bugdozer]

It's a measure of my optimism (believing that we are the reincarnation of BFR's first season) about Villa that I watched MOTD, after Villa losing, for the the first time in years.

There are, however, some observations to make:-

Gary Vinegar = Toad
*l*n Sh**r*r = Ugo-injuring, scummy single-hand-up-on-scoring, personality bypassing, BBC bribing tw*t
S*m *ll*rdyc* = Fat crook

What winds me up is that S*m *ll*rdyc* used the word lacksadaisical, which makes me want to put my foot through the telly.

So...if any of you are unaware of RTE's Après Match, here's their take on MOTD (of old):-

(quite amusing)

[newtonsballs]

I forgot to say; drums and goal music should mean we pick up three points by default, as Palace are deducted 10000 points, the ground bull dozed and the ground sown with salt, their fans sold into slavery as punishment, every historical reference of them expunged, with all merchandise and memorabilia in their name to be incinerated.

Not to mention the fucking cheerleaders.

Horrible plastic club.

We helped them to form as a football club - such is history:)

[Small Rodent]

Yep. Hence the colours of the kit....before their latest abomination.

[black pearl of inchicore]

Can we pawn off Agbonlahor for this chap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3QtbD5jHK0&app=desktop

[Pat McMahon]

I forgot to say; drums and goal music should mean we pick up three points by default, as Palace are deducted 10000 points, the ground bull dozed and the ground sown with salt, their fans sold into slavery as punishment, every historical reference of them expunged, with all merchandise and memorabilia in their name to be incinerated.

I thought it was a cracking atmosphere from both sets of fans. Since they were promoted I have been more impressed by the atmosphere at Selhurst Park than any other ground.