The natural song for a team full of Jordans is the rugby song "Swing Low". Starting life as a drinking song with lewd gestures, it began "I looked over Jordan (hand above eyes in looking gesture) and what did I see? A Band (musical instrument gestures) of angels (flying gestures) coming (wanking gestures) for (two V signs) to (one V sign) carry me home (rocking baby gestures) Swing low" etc etc.
As someone who is also a rugly fan that would amuse me.
Christ Brian we'll be rightly kicked from pillar to post singing some rugby bollocks
Wales, Wales
Bloody big fishes are Wales.....
He is huge , has a neat hat and hates Tottenham. That will do for me.
I used the same filter when choosing a wife.
I know exactly how to spell adibeyor
You have spelt his name wrong, it's Addeybuyour.
This signing is growing on me. I reckon he'll do ok.
I'd love it if we got Adebayor simply for the reason that it would be someone I've actually heard of...
Look at it this way. We were crap in the vast majority of games last season. We have swapped for Benteke for a player who on his day is every bit as good as him and have 30 mil to improve the first eleven. If Tim can get the best out of him this is a great deal.
Sky now saying that he is having his medical in the morning.
Sky making it up as they go along?