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Offline godzvilla

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #210 on: July 24, 2015, 11:42:39 PM »
Ayew...with the stars in your eyes...
I would fly Ayew to the moon and back
If you'd be, if you'd be (my baby)
Got a ticket to a world where I don't belong (Bournemouth )
If Ayew'd be my baby.

Ayew-ooooo, Werewolves of Witton...................I´ll get me coat...Godzvilla!

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #211 on: July 24, 2015, 11:54:40 PM »
It'd be such an anticlimax if he didn't sign, now.
The pre-match music for his home debut is all planned, if a bit eclectic.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #212 on: July 24, 2015, 11:56:51 PM »
He sounds like a character, looks a talent. I hope this one gets wrapped up over the weekend, then Adebayor, then a couple of midfielders.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #213 on: July 25, 2015, 12:00:21 AM »
I don't really know much about him, but reading up on him today, it seems he's a bit of a headcase.

With Sherwood running things and players like that, at least next season will be entertaining. It certainly won't be like this:


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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #214 on: July 25, 2015, 12:01:42 AM »
Saw a tweet from WM saying that he's arrived in Birmingham.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #215 on: July 25, 2015, 12:05:40 AM »
A'Yew Tree Cottage, good little curry house

I wondered about that, so you reckon its alright??
can you take your own beer???
Good curry house Tony, been there at least 25 years which says it all. Licensed though so keep the cans in the car.

It's pretty good there. Must be if you're not moaning about it! ;-)

Don't think this means you get to join The Yardley Massive though.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #216 on: July 25, 2015, 12:06:32 AM »
Get French Football ‏@GFN_France  2h2 hours ago
Jordan Ayew to Sky Sports: “I’m delighted to have arrived in the UK and to have the opportunity to join a club the size of Aston Villa."

Get French Football @GFN_France
Jordan Ayew to Sky Sports: "I’m looking forward to meeting the manager & I'm very excited about playing in the best league in the world."
10:07 PM - 24 Jul 2015

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #217 on: July 25, 2015, 12:08:43 AM »
Sounds pretty much done and dusted to me.

Ayew all excited?

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #218 on: July 25, 2015, 12:09:39 AM »
He's got a grandmother from Yorkshire. Ayewp.

Offline BoskoDjembaSalifou

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #219 on: July 25, 2015, 12:17:13 AM »
If we sign Darder too, we could sing:

All we hear is
Okore to Darder
Darder to Ayew


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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #220 on: July 25, 2015, 12:17:34 AM »
I don't really know much about him, but reading up on him today, it seems he's a bit of a headcase.

With Sherwood running things and players like that, at least next season will be entertaining. It certainly won't be like this:



They look like they're both shitting, which is appropriate really.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #221 on: July 25, 2015, 12:17:45 AM »
His dad was a sailor.

Pop-ayew.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #222 on: July 25, 2015, 12:25:22 AM »
If we sign Darder too, we could sing:

All we hear is
Okore to Darder
Darder to Ayew



I like this. Thumbs up sir!!

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #223 on: July 25, 2015, 01:23:54 AM »
By having a number of quick, skilful players I suspect we'll be a very good counter attacking team and have a decent away record.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #224 on: July 25, 2015, 01:31:16 AM »
Ayew selling the matchday programme there?

 


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