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Offline dicedlam

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #90 on: July 24, 2015, 01:21:00 PM »
Ayew, don't watch that, watch this.
This is the heavy, heavy monster sound.

Like it. Could catch on....

I can just see the Holte End breaking out the 'One Step Beyond' dance. I think it would look pretty impressive.
With or without the drum?

Sod the drum.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #92 on: July 24, 2015, 01:22:53 PM »
So having looked on a few international forums, their fans are astonished that we have bought him for that much.

They bought him for 4m euro last year and by all accounts he has been shit. There isn't one positive comment from French fans.

Sounds like that Belgian bloke we bought. He wasn't worth seven million.

Offline Quiet Lion

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #93 on: July 24, 2015, 01:26:20 PM »
So having looked on a few international forums, their fans are astonished that we have bought him for that much.

They bought him for 4m euro last year and by all accounts he has been shit. There isn't one positive comment from French fans.

Sounds like that Belgian bloke we bought. He wasn't worth seven million.

Yeah or he could be shit - guess we'll find out

Offline Pat McMahon

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #94 on: July 24, 2015, 01:27:05 PM »
Jordan Ayew, Jordan Amavi, Jordan Rhodes next?? Anymore Jordans??

I take this opportunity to be the first to welcome Jordan Bowery back to Villa Park

Offline Joshua Fineman

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #95 on: July 24, 2015, 01:30:06 PM »

Offline in exile

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #97 on: July 24, 2015, 01:32:57 PM »
I don't know a thing about him. I do hope we bring in another forward as well as though.

Offline AlexAlexCropley

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #98 on: July 24, 2015, 01:34:13 PM »
Opposition fans:
Who the f★★★, who the f★★★?
Who the f★★★ing hell Ayew?

Offline enigma

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #99 on: July 24, 2015, 01:35:31 PM »
I've only seen him play a couple of times but his paying style reminded me a lot of Salomon Kalou for better or worse. 

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #101 on: July 24, 2015, 01:42:35 PM »
I've only seen him play a couple of times but his paying style reminded me a lot of Salomon Kalou for better or worse. 

The version would be ideal as the current players and the ones we have been linked with are not blessed with an ability to dribble and move defenders about.  I am not a fan of playing 2 up front, but if you do it is vital one of the players has the ability to work the wings and drop deep into midfield, from the article posted above this guy sounds like he can do that.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #102 on: July 24, 2015, 01:48:25 PM »
His underpants are always on display, safe.

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #103 on: July 24, 2015, 01:57:46 PM »
Rather worryingly, no mention of a hat

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Re: Jordan Ayew
« Reply #104 on: July 24, 2015, 01:59:18 PM »
His underpants are always on display, safe.

It'll be drive by shootings next

 


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