Amazing that you guys have managed to stretch this the puns out til page seven!

The BBC should be paying you all £3 Million a year or whatever it is Michael Mcityre gets

Don't know much about him. 30 is a good a age for a keeper so he has lots of time to warm up (sorry that was the best I could do!

) and as long as Guzan stays number one then I don't mind too much, although I would still like keep Given myself.